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Ron
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Angry Dwarf Oct 4, 2016 17:07:23 GMT maglonian likes this

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Post by Ron on Oct 4, 2016 17:07:23 GMT

Was driving along today when I had a little bump and nudged the car in front. The driver got out and I was surprised to see that he was a dwarf. He pulled himself up to his full 3 feet height and shouted "I am not happy!"

So I replied "Which one are you then?"

I believe in a Bright Future

Missredhead Garden Sage Posts: 39,004	Angry Dwarf Oct 8, 2016 12:06:50 GMT Ron likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Missredhead on Oct 8, 2016 12:06:50 GMT
	They say that the body is made up of 90% water... so.. I say "I'm not fat - I'm just waterlogged''

Jilly Head Gardener Posts: 9,558	Angry Dwarf Oct 13, 2016 9:44:00 GMT Ron likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jilly on Oct 13, 2016 9:44:00 GMT
	New Gallery Our England is a garden, and such gardens are not made By singing:-" Oh, how beautiful," and sitting in the shade

Barbara Garden Sage Posts: 35,354	Angry Dwarf Oct 21, 2016 15:32:14 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Barbara on Oct 21, 2016 15:32:14 GMT
	maybe life didn't turn out to be the party you thought, but while your here you may as well dance

Post by Ron on Oct 4, 2016 17:07:23 GMT

Post by Missredhead on Oct 8, 2016 12:06:50 GMT

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Post by Barbara on Oct 21, 2016 15:32:14 GMT

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