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Post by owainglyndwr on Aug 26, 2006 17:43:43 GMT
lol ok rhode ...... a microwave stops when you open the door !!!
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Post by rhodadendron on Aug 26, 2006 17:56:00 GMT
That really was not worth waiting for! ;D
PS I just showed the OH that alien I will survive post!
There is now spluttered red wine around the place!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2006 19:58:33 GMT
I love the litter critters, I howled with laughter and then I was quite ashamed as it's so disgusting!
And the divorce song was very funny!
Welshblue, I can't get yours to play! I'm gutted!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2006 21:11:51 GMT
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Post by owainglyndwr on Aug 26, 2006 21:22:14 GMT
That karaoke one is brilliant FA (and all my mates agree!!)
Hi bulleydog ... which one? On one I disabled the link because there's quite a bit of swearing so I gave people the option of PM'ing me if they want the link. I'm sure there's one or two who will tell you Oi Mush is very funny !!
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Post by netherfield on Aug 28, 2006 9:47:31 GMT
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Post by Spruance on Aug 28, 2006 16:10:33 GMT
Hi Netherfield. I have a pain now!...From laughing so much. ;D Those student examine answers are something else aren't they? You couldn't make it up. What grade did they get for that tosh though? That's the worrying thing.  Spruance |
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Post by Spruance on Aug 28, 2006 16:15:04 GMT
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Post by Margi on Aug 28, 2006 22:29:23 GMT
Netherfield - great ones! Thanks...
FA - I still can't watch the electric fence one without a) watching it five or ten times and b) crying with laughter!!!
The sick baby one made me feel properly ill though - isn't baby projectile vomit gross???
Margi x
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2006 20:24:05 GMT
The sick baby one made me feel properly ill though - isn't baby projectile vomit gross??? Hi Margi It is gross but funny as well - because it's happening to other people not me ;D I'm fortunate that my children have hardly ever been sick in their lives. The Cherub has been sick less than 5 times and not for about 2 years. FA x |
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Post by isabella on Aug 30, 2006 20:33:37 GMT
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Post by isabella on Aug 30, 2006 20:35:30 GMT
Here we go again - another challenge! Sorry about the above message! Rubbish as usual!
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Post by isabella on Aug 30, 2006 20:38:17 GMT
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Post by isabella on Aug 30, 2006 20:39:21 GMT
I don't think what I am trying to do is possible -sorry again!
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Post by jlottie on Aug 30, 2006 20:43:07 GMT
FA Loved the karaoke ;D , don't do sick  yuk |
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Post by Spruance on Aug 30, 2006 21:08:02 GMT
I don't think what I am trying to do is possible -sorry again! Hi, If you're trying to link to an email in your Yahoo inbox, no it isn't. Not sure how you could do this really.  Spruance |
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Post by chickadeedeedee on Aug 31, 2006 2:49:14 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2006 8:58:52 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2006 9:27:14 GMT
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Post by jlottie on Aug 31, 2006 20:23:59 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2006 20:50:33 GMT
Now Jlottie, THAT is funny.
PML
FA x
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Post by jlottie on Aug 31, 2006 22:05:30 GMT
FA, help I've got a great one for the weekend but I don't know how to post it on here, came as a forwarded e mail with no link how do I download/save so I can post a link?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2006 7:30:48 GMT
jl
What type of file is it ? If it's a bit of video, you need to go to your photobucket account (if you have one) and upload it the same way as you would a photo. Then all you need to do is copy the address from your browser and paste to here as normal.
If it's not a video, then I'm not entirely sure but let us know what type of file it is and I'm sure someone will be able to help.
Cheers
FA x
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2006 17:51:27 GMT
Thanks everyone, beets TV every time
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Post by Main Admin on Sept 2, 2006 8:27:02 GMT
 Typically Rangers ;D |
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Post by owainglyndwr on Sept 2, 2006 11:00:12 GMT
 ... They should try this |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2006 18:25:14 GMT
I just heard on the news that a school teacher has been arrested at Heathrow trying to carry a calculator, ruler, protractor and slide-rule onto a plane.
Apparently, the police have charged him with being a member of Al-Ge-Bra and of being in possession of weapons of math instruction.........
FA xx
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Post by chickadeedeedee on Sept 13, 2006 1:05:49 GMT
What is a cat?
- Cats do what they want.
- They rarely listen to you.
- They are totally unpredictable.
- When you want to play, they want to be alone.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They expect you to cater to their every whim.
- They are moody.
- They leave hair everywhere.
- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.
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What is a dog?
- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
- They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
- They growl when they are not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to play.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They are great at begging.
- They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
- They leave their toys everywhere.
Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.
Both conclusions sound about right to me.
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Post by Spruance on Sept 19, 2006 19:19:33 GMT
Once upon a time, a blonde nurse became so sick of hearing blonde jokes from the doctors, that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.
Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"
The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Sure!"
The nurse thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352."
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed,
"You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."
The nurse carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said,
"O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair colour, can I have my dog back?"
;D ;D ;D
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yuk
