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Post by Chuckles on Sept 9, 2006 22:13:40 GMT
Did you know ..............
that it is impossible to lick your own elbow!!
that Rats and Horses cannot be sick ........
that worldwide 23% of all photocopying machines are damaged because of people trying to copy their own rear end............
that Urine lights up under UV-Light........
that just like Fingerprints, Tongue prints are also unique.........
that during your whole life whilst sleeping you eat about 70 insects and 10 spiders (Mmmmh)!!.....
that over 70% of the poeple that read this try to lick their own elbow - it really can't be done..........
AND Did you also know.....
that a pig has an orgasm that lasts 30 minutes (in my next life I want to come back as a pig!!!)
Some lions have sex up to 50 times a day - I would still rather be a pig - quality over quantity....
People and dolphins are the only living things that have Sex for fun - still thinking about the pig!!
AND two totally useless pieces of information...
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump - I reckon it is just as well don't you?
Butterflies lick their feet- now that had to be said - very interesting isn't it??
AND last but not least....
cockroaches can live for up to 9 days without their heads before they starve to death - Ugh, horrible!!
that the eye of an ostrich is bigger than its brain - well I know some men where it is exactly the same!!!!!!
that starfish don't have a brain at all - yeah well I also know some men that as well !! Ouch!!!
Keep smiling
SORRY forgot to say that obviously all men that I know are excluded.
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Post by Plocket on Sept 11, 2006 18:30:11 GMT
Excellent! Is it pigs that have corkscrew shaped willies? You just got me thinking that's all!!!!!
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Post by Chuckles on Sept 11, 2006 18:54:59 GMT
Excellent! Is it pigs that have corkscrew shaped willies? You just got me thinking that's all!!!!! OMG OH says yes they do, whats all that about then anyone know why. Makes me dither ;D |
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Post by Rosefriend on Sept 11, 2006 19:02:39 GMT
Corkscrew shaped willies - blimey - that could be painful couldn't it........
RF
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Post by Plocket on Sept 12, 2006 7:58:21 GMT
It's probably natures way of saying the female has to put up with it until the male pig is finished! A bit like male cats with spiked willies!!!
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Post by Chuckles on Sept 12, 2006 15:53:34 GMT
Typical male  Sorry guys shouldn't tarnish you all with the same brush  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2006 10:25:10 GMT
Just to add - worms are just basically a bag of skin with a mouth at one end and an anus at the other, no brain and no spine - strange how the same description could be used for some politicians  |
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Post by Plocket on Sept 13, 2006 16:17:52 GMT
PML!!!!!
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Post by Susie Snowdrop on Sept 13, 2006 18:24:25 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]OINK![/glow]
;D
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Post by Chuckles on Sept 13, 2006 21:47:30 GMT
Just to add - worms are just basically a bag of skin with a mouth at one end and an anus at the other, no brain and no spine - strange how the same description could be used for some politicians I could put that description to some people too ;D ;D |
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