a mess

Barbara
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a mess Nov 23, 2009 15:23:18 GMT

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Post by Barbara on Nov 23, 2009 15:23:18 GMT

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'

He said get off your big fat bum

And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work.

I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site.
That I got SO way into it.
I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit on my behindy.

maybe life didn't turn out to be the party you thought, but while your here you may as well dance

Tig Admin Garden Sage Posts: 42,296	a mess Nov 23, 2009 15:34:59 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tig on Nov 23, 2009 15:34:59 GMT That's about me ;D Can you see back through the screen to my house Barbara?
	Twixt optimist and pessimist the difference is droll, the optimist sees the doughnut whilst the pessimist sees the hole

Jasmine Garden Sage Posts: 61,958	a mess Nov 23, 2009 15:49:24 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jasmine on Nov 23, 2009 15:49:24 GMT ;D How true is that? ;D
	‘The secret of being happy is being obsessed by something’ – David Bellamy

JennyWrenn Garden Guru Posts: 19,513	a mess Nov 23, 2009 19:07:47 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JennyWrenn on Nov 23, 2009 19:07:47 GMT Oh dear you have been watching me No rude comments FB about BFB
	"Morning's at seven, the hillside's dew pearled. Jenny's in the garden, all's right with the world"

Missredhead Garden Sage Posts: 39,004	a mess Nov 23, 2009 19:49:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Missredhead on Nov 23, 2009 19:49:07 GMT
	They say that the body is made up of 90% water... so.. I say "I'm not fat - I'm just waterlogged''

farmersboy
Garden Sage

Posts: 28,854

a mess Nov 23, 2009 20:20:52 GMT

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Post by farmersboy on Nov 23, 2009 20:20:52 GMT

Nov 23, 2009 19:07:47 GMT JennyWrenn said:

Oh dear you have been watching me

No rude comments FB about BFB

I have a good photo of you Jen,taken in Grundge (is that the right name)gardens in June,you have never seen it,was going to put it on here,but dont want to embarress you,its a slightly rear view i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd161/GWDAdmin1/Smilies/Default/cheesy.gif

Claret till i die......Come on you clarets,.....CCFC

JennyWrenn Garden Guru Posts: 19,513	a mess Nov 24, 2009 8:16:26 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JennyWrenn on Nov 24, 2009 8:16:26 GMT You wouldnt dare - I will tell about you walking around with your y un*e on numerous occasions thruout the Premier Inn I think the Hotel has video footage of you and Security were alerted And it is Dunge Valley by the way
	"Morning's at seven, the hillside's dew pearled. Jenny's in the garden, all's right with the world"

farmersboy Garden Sage Posts: 28,854	a mess Nov 24, 2009 8:32:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by farmersboy on Nov 24, 2009 8:32:30 GMT Its not that i wouldnt dare,do you dare me to ;D
	Claret till i die......Come on you clarets,.....CCFC

JennyWrenn Garden Guru Posts: 19,513	a mess Nov 24, 2009 18:01:42 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JennyWrenn on Nov 24, 2009 18:01:42 GMT You could regret it terribly and painfully
	"Morning's at seven, the hillside's dew pearled. Jenny's in the garden, all's right with the world"

farmersboy Garden Sage Posts: 28,854	a mess Nov 24, 2009 18:05:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by farmersboy on Nov 24, 2009 18:05:23 GMT OOh,wonder what she has in mind
	Claret till i die......Come on you clarets,.....CCFC

Ladygardener Garden Sage Posts: 57,955	a mess Nov 25, 2009 8:33:29 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ladygardener on Nov 25, 2009 8:33:29 GMT ;D very true Barbara.
	Go placidly amidst the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.

Auricula Garden Sage I'd rather be quaffing vino surrounded by fragrant blooms - but mostly I'm weeding!! Posts: 36,375	a mess Nov 26, 2009 17:54:41 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Auricula on Nov 26, 2009 17:54:41 GMT ;D ;D
	What the caterpillar perceives as the end, to the butterfly is only the beginning