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Dec 13, 2009 12:08:56 GMT
Post by Ron on Dec 13, 2009 12:08:56 GMT
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court? Annette! What do you call a man holding up a car? Jack! What do you call a woman stuck in a drain? Ingrid! What do you call a woman with an egg-like complexion? Shelly!
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Dec 13, 2009 16:38:22 GMT
Post by Dr Bill on Dec 13, 2009 16:38:22 GMT
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug!
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Dec 13, 2009 17:45:29 GMT
Post by Ron on Dec 13, 2009 17:45:29 GMT
nice
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Dec 14, 2009 12:45:28 GMT
Post by carolann on Dec 14, 2009 12:45:28 GMT
Corny but still put a smile on my face ;D
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Dec 14, 2009 19:57:50 GMT
Post by Ron on Dec 14, 2009 19:57:50 GMT
I like them corny!
Like the Irish fellow who fell down a hole on a building site. The foreman rushes over and yells down to him.
"Paddy! Paddy! Have you broken anything?"
"Sure there's nothing down here!"
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Dec 14, 2009 22:57:54 GMT
Post by Auricula on Dec 14, 2009 22:57:54 GMT
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff
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Dec 15, 2009 20:42:12 GMT
Post by Ron on Dec 15, 2009 20:42:12 GMT
Like it. ;D Keep them coming!
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Dec 19, 2009 7:24:26 GMT
Post by Ladygardener on Dec 19, 2009 7:24:26 GMT
;D
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Dec 19, 2009 19:06:42 GMT
Post by Jasmine on Dec 19, 2009 19:06:42 GMT
What do you call a man with a plank on his head ? Edward !
What do you call a man without a spade on his head ? Douglas !
What do you call a man with a car on his head ? Jack !
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Dec 19, 2009 19:08:14 GMT
Post by Jasmine on Dec 19, 2009 19:08:14 GMT
And another one...
What do you call a man with some cat scratches on his head ? Claude !
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Dec 20, 2009 10:55:56 GMT
Post by Ladygardener on Dec 20, 2009 10:55:56 GMT
I especially like the cat one. ;D
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Dec 20, 2009 13:01:56 GMT
Post by Jasmine on Dec 20, 2009 13:01:56 GMT
Some of them are quite clever aren't they ;D Most of them are just a bit corny ;D
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Dec 20, 2009 14:42:32 GMT
Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2009 14:42:32 GMT
What do you call a woman balancing 2 pints of bitter on her head ? Beatrix
What do you call a woman balancing 2 pints of bitter on her head while playing snooker ? Beatrix Potter
What do you call a man with no arms & legs in the sea ? Bob
What do you call a man with no arms & legs who swam the channel ? Clever Dick
What do you call a man wearing paper underwear ? Russell
What do you call a deer with no eyes ? No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs ? Still no idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs, chewing a razor blade ? Still bloody no idea
FA x
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Dec 20, 2009 17:32:13 GMT
Post by Auricula on Dec 20, 2009 17:32:13 GMT
What do you call a man with a lavatory on his head ? Lou What do you call a woman with 2 lavatories on her heard? Lulu
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Dec 20, 2009 23:28:54 GMT
Post by Dr Bill on Dec 20, 2009 23:28:54 GMT
I'll try this one again
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk
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