The things people say

[Ron]

Overheard during an argument between a couple in the pub ...
'I'm NOT paranoid, I don't care WHO says I am!'

And in digs in South Shields a few years ago, we were watching football on TV...
'It's great watching these matches live.'
Someone explained that it was recorded highlights.
'Well, it WAS live when it was recorded.'

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[Dr Bill]

Jan 15, 2010 11:54:11 GMT Ron said:

'Well, it WAS live when it was recorded.'

Reminds me of that super line in "Open All Hours" when Nurse Gladys Emmanuelle was telling Arkwright that he needed a new suit

"When I bought it it WERE a new suit"

[Ron]

Good old Arkwright. Ronnie Barker is sadly missed.

[Auricula]

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill "Sir, you are drunk"
W.C to L.A. "Madam, you are ugly....but....tomorrow I shall be sober" ;D ;D

[JennyWrenn]

Jan 15, 2010 19:07:31 GMT Ron said:

Good old Arkwright. Ronnie Barker is sadly missed.

Did you see his film Rony called Futtocks End
No one actually spoke in it just made funny noises - hilarious

Put it into YouTube and you will see some classic clips

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[Barbara]

Hubbys mum once asked 'are you readig that paper your sitting on'. ;D

[JennyWrenn]

This year I am going to be much more ASSERTIVE

If that's alright with everyone

[Ron]

Somebody, I can't remember who but I think it was on Jonathon Ross's show, told this one. I can't remember the place names so I've used others...

I asked a passer by in Ireland for directions.

"Do you know the way to Ballyrourke?"

"Would you be going to Ballinderry?"

"No. I want to know the way to Ballyrourke."

"That's a pity, cos I know the way to Ballinderry!"
;D

[Dr Bill]

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