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Post by JennyWrenn on Feb 17, 2010 18:18:56 GMT
Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him
'Take me, young man. Take me now!'
Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, ' April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little
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Post by farmersboy on Feb 17, 2010 18:43:21 GMT
Brill  |
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Post by Missredhead on Feb 17, 2010 23:19:56 GMT
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Post by JennyWrenn on Feb 18, 2010 7:23:42 GMT
Me too Missy - I thought it was going to be rude to begin with ;D
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Post by farmersboy on Feb 18, 2010 7:28:30 GMT
It is rude,but in a funny way ;D
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Post by Ladygardener on Feb 19, 2010 19:26:38 GMT
;D
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Post by Auricula on Mar 10, 2010 17:08:49 GMT
Very good ;D ;D
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Post by JennyWrenn on Mar 10, 2010 19:38:49 GMT
I cant remember who sent me this originally  |
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Post by carolann on Mar 17, 2010 8:50:23 GMT
Luv it  |
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