Element: Women Symbol: WO Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118, but known to vary from 100 to 460 pounds Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas
Physical Properties: • Surface usually covered with painted film. • Boils at nothing. Freezes without reason. • Melts if given special treatment. • Bitter if incorrectly used. • Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore. • Yields to pressure when applied at correct points.
Chemical Properties: • Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. • Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. • may explode spontaneously if left alone with a male. • Insoluble in liquid, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol. • Most powerful money reducing agent known.
Common Uses: • Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. • Can be a great aid to relaxation.
Tests: 1.Pure specimen turns a rosy pink when discovered in natural state. 2.Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Hazards: • Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. • Illegal to posses more than one.
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