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Post by irishrick on Feb 18, 2010 4:50:59 GMT
Chemical Analysis
Workplace Hazardous Materials Information System
Material Safety Data Sheet
Department of National Health and Welfare
WOMEN: A Chemical Analysis
Element: Women
Symbol: WO
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118, but known to vary from 100 to 460 pounds
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas
Physical Properties:
• Surface usually covered with painted film.
• Boils at nothing. Freezes without reason.
• Melts if given special treatment.
• Bitter if incorrectly used.
• Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
• Yields to pressure when applied at correct points.
Chemical Properties:
• Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
• Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
• may explode spontaneously if left alone with a male.
• Insoluble in liquid, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
• Most powerful money reducing agent known.
Common Uses:
• Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
• Can be a great aid to relaxation.
Tests:
1.Pure specimen turns a rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2.Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Hazards:
• Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
• Illegal to posses more than one.
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