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Post by Barbara on Mar 19, 2010 8:15:21 GMT
If you could rewrite the ten commandments in a modern theme what would be your choice.
1. Thou shalt have thy purse ready at the check out.
2. Thou sall not shout all your business on your mobile while people are around listening.
3. Thou shalt not talk louder and louder outside the pub, when having your fag break.
4, Teach thy children to have good manners, and to show respect to other people and their property.
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Post by Jasmine on Mar 19, 2010 8:32:28 GMT
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Post by Plocket on Mar 19, 2010 10:41:55 GMT
Those are great! I'm going to have to try to think of a few now!!! ;D
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Post by Jasmine on Mar 19, 2010 10:48:12 GMT
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Post by Missredhead on Mar 19, 2010 13:06:17 GMT
Thou shalt not throw rubbish out of the car window when driving along or parked up.
Thou shalt teach children to use rubbish bins and not use the floor.
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Post by Auricula on Mar 20, 2010 9:42:14 GMT
Thou shalt not stand and have a conversation in the aisle of the supermarket..and take offence when asked, politely, to move.
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Post by Missredhead on Mar 20, 2010 13:15:40 GMT
 absolutely. Also Thou shalt not leave shopping trolley in the aisle unattended.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 13:38:42 GMT
Thou shalt not tear-arse around town late at night in a souped up Corsa
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Post by borderbabe on Mar 20, 2010 13:48:19 GMT
Thou shall not let your children use the supermarket ailes as a playground and lay all over the shelves! I have seen this happen!
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Post by Tig on Mar 20, 2010 16:50:48 GMT
Thou shalt not hide or say you know nothing about breakages when you are the guilty culprit!
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Post by Plocket on Mar 22, 2010 12:55:17 GMT
Thou shalt not take up two parking spaces  Thou shalt not cut up drivers on a roundabout or junction then make out it's their fault |
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Post by Auricula on Mar 22, 2010 14:48:00 GMT
Thou shalt always use your indicator...they're not there to hang thine hat on!!! ;D
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Post by carolann on Mar 23, 2010 7:58:57 GMT
Thou shalt always use your indicator...they're not there to hang thine hat on!!! ;D I thought they where cars that didnt have any. |
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Post by Plocket on Mar 23, 2010 14:22:06 GMT
Thou shalt not move the bird feeding station - it confuses the birds!!! ;D
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Post by Missredhead on Mar 23, 2010 16:38:25 GMT
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Post by Jasmine on Mar 23, 2010 16:56:06 GMT
Though shalt only eat your fair share of the biscuits ;D
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Post by Barbara on Mar 23, 2010 17:55:30 GMT
Thou shalt not stand on a clean doorstep with dirty shoes.
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Post by Auricula on Mar 23, 2010 17:57:23 GMT
Thou shalt not eat too much at lunchtime, cos thou wilt have tummy ache all evening  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2010 18:02:01 GMT
Thou shalt pick up thy dog sh*t and render it unto thine dog bin, not leavest it for others to step into.
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Post by Jasmine on Mar 23, 2010 18:38:24 GMT
I like that one FA ;D
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Post by Missredhead on Mar 24, 2010 12:27:18 GMT
Me too..
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Post by blodau on Mar 25, 2010 8:16:19 GMT
Thou shallt not accelerate towards pedestrians who happen to be crossing a side road when you want to turn into it. They have right of way and so shall it be written in the Book of the Highway Code.
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Post by prodigal gardener on Mar 26, 2010 19:54:45 GMT
Thou shalt not do 30 mph in a 60 mph zone then givest me a dirty look when I overtakest thou particularly at 07.00 am in the morning when I am trying to get to WORK !
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Post by prodigal gardener on Mar 26, 2010 19:55:48 GMT
Thou shalt NOT rain on a weekend when I have been labouring all week and want to garden |
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Post by Barbara on Mar 28, 2010 12:07:27 GMT
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Post by Plocket on Apr 5, 2010 20:04:56 GMT
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Post by prodigal gardener on Apr 6, 2010 18:23:47 GMT
Thou shalt be nice unto me when I have a cold else I shall sneeze all over thou and givest thou my germs ;D
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Post by Jasmine on Apr 6, 2010 18:43:04 GMT
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Post by Barbara on Apr 7, 2010 6:49:28 GMT
It had to have been done deliberately Jas,  it was the pavement side. |
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Post by maggy on Apr 7, 2010 20:04:02 GMT
 Or the lady in Osmotherley to-day who said " Thou shalt not park there!! that is where I park my car"!!!!!! WHAT!!!
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it was the pavement side. 
Or the lady in Osmotherley to-day who said