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Post by pdblake on Sept 13, 2007 20:07:03 GMT
Cyril hasn't seen his nuts in years.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2007 21:15:11 GMT
Before.......  After....
Grecian 2000 for Tree Rats.....Gets rid of Greys FAST!!!
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Post by lottielady on Sept 13, 2007 21:35:48 GMT
Wafer thin mint Mr Creosote Squirrel?
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Post by Tig on Sept 13, 2007 23:27:12 GMT
The world is in crisis as it is announce that there will be a shortage of nuts this Christmas!
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Post by Plocket on Sept 14, 2007 7:09:18 GMT
Blimey JL, didn't think it was that funny,  , thought there were lots better than that one, but thanks anyway. ;D This one I've had for a while, it always brings a smile to my face,  Anyone got any more sunflower seeds? I'm STARVING!!! |
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Post by Plocket on Sept 14, 2007 7:10:02 GMT
I'm bulking up to keep warm over winter!!!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2007 10:11:48 GMT
headline
"chipmonk arrested for impersonatating a squirrel"
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Post by Weeterrier on Sept 14, 2007 11:06:58 GMT
OK, I promise, the diet starts on Monday |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2007 15:33:31 GMT
Who ate all the pies?
What pies?
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Post by Weeterrier on Sept 14, 2007 15:43:41 GMT
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Post by Shrubrose on Sept 14, 2007 17:41:03 GMT
Er, have these seeds got steroids in 'em?
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Post by Shrubrose on Sept 14, 2007 17:41:57 GMT
just change that one a bit.......
'I just love these steroid flavoured sunflower seeds'
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Post by nightowl on Sept 14, 2007 18:46:29 GMT
Some really good ones there, liked a couple from Plocket ;D CPC highly clever and inventive as usual ;D
But, again, the winner is pdblake for all his, but particularly;
"Cyril hasn't seen his nuts in years" ;D ;D ;D
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Post by pdblake on Sept 14, 2007 19:56:03 GMT
Ok, not sure what to make of this one myself:)  |
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Post by Plocket on Sept 14, 2007 20:04:36 GMT
Ooops!
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Post by Plocket on Sept 14, 2007 20:05:10 GMT
Ignore her Nigel - she had too many rum and cokes at lunchtime!
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Post by Plocket on Sept 14, 2007 20:06:02 GMT
The eagle has landed!
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Post by snowowl on Sept 14, 2007 20:08:33 GMT
I think we have miscalculated the runway somewhat.
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Post by jean on Sept 14, 2007 20:10:34 GMT
The Bermuda Triangle is on the move
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Post by jean on Sept 14, 2007 20:11:28 GMT
Nudist beaches and low flying aircraft are a recipe for disaster
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Post by nightowl on Sept 14, 2007 20:12:44 GMT
Slowly...inexorably..."The Thing" dragged itself from the water and began to crawl up the beach......  |
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Post by jean on Sept 14, 2007 20:14:13 GMT
"Lost" in another time warp
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Post by nightowl on Sept 14, 2007 20:17:21 GMT
Huh! You and your "I wish we could just go straight from the plane to the beach without all that hassle at the airport" !!!
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Post by jean on Sept 14, 2007 20:17:35 GMT
007 was here
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Post by purplejulia on Sept 14, 2007 20:19:43 GMT
Jennifer Aniston gives Brad Pitt the cold shoulder on the set of "The Aviator" ;D
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Post by snowowl on Sept 14, 2007 20:24:53 GMT
Hostess to captain are you sure you are a pilot?
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Post by jean on Sept 14, 2007 20:26:52 GMT
flotsam or jetsam ?
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Post by owainglyndwr on Sept 14, 2007 20:29:16 GMT
... where's the Black Box  |
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Post by nightowl on Sept 14, 2007 20:32:54 GMT
"Look at that silly b****r with the camera, making like it's something unusual!"
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Post by snowowl on Sept 14, 2007 20:36:09 GMT
Headline news! The plane that thought it was a Jetski.
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, thought there were lots better than that one, but thanks anyway. ;D
