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Post by Plocket on Sept 7, 2007 17:46:48 GMT
It's ok mum, we didn't get it on our stuff!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2007 17:47:11 GMT
Mom! There's no need to get so emulsional ;D
(I think we may have seen this photo before)
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Post by Plocket on Sept 7, 2007 17:50:22 GMT
(GROAN!!!!!  ) |
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Post by Tig on Sept 7, 2007 18:18:15 GMT
"We were only practising in here! Wait 'til you see what we've done in the kitchen!"  |
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Post by Plocket on Sept 7, 2007 18:29:02 GMT
I'm being Eric Clapton in Cream (White Room?)
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Post by Shrubrose on Sept 7, 2007 19:50:10 GMT
Dont worry mum, it not REAL paint.
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Post by purplejulia on Sept 8, 2007 9:04:04 GMT
No one told me I had to add newspaper to make papier mache!! |
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Post by purplejulia on Sept 8, 2007 9:05:31 GMT
I am just auditioning for a part in the film of "Flour babies"
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Post by owainglyndwr on Sept 8, 2007 9:42:36 GMT
I thought choosing a picture was hard ... choosing a winner is horrible so I enlisted the help of MrsWB ...
The shortlist was:
NightOwl - But Daddy, we heard you say that as long as we're allwhite, you're happy.
Plocket - You said tip-ex covered up mistakes!
CpC - Mom! There's no need to get so emulsional
<...drum roll...> Congratulations to ....
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2007 11:48:14 GMT
Mum keeps telling me the ugly duckling story
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Post by nightowl on Sept 8, 2007 12:33:11 GMT
Well done Plocket! Must say this is a brilliant thread. Highly amusing. ;D Thanks C3D |
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Post by Plocket on Sept 8, 2007 13:27:00 GMT
Ok - captions for this one then:  |
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Post by seapoppy on Sept 8, 2007 13:35:46 GMT
"They said she was uncrashable"....  |
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Post by owainglyndwr on Sept 8, 2007 14:38:07 GMT
" Which idiot wrote ANIC on my van  " |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2007 14:41:24 GMT
has anyone told Del boy?
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Post by nightowl on Sept 8, 2007 15:36:49 GMT
So he said "Starboard side down a bit......"
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Post by Tig on Sept 8, 2007 17:51:28 GMT
"Look, I'm telling you - fair and square - there was an iceburg right there!!!"
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Post by snowowl on Sept 8, 2007 18:02:32 GMT
Sorry mate the ferry has gone.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2007 18:05:39 GMT
Introducing the all new........
......Morris Marina
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2007 18:31:15 GMT
"That's your driving test failed on the emergency stop....."
FA x
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2007 18:31:48 GMT
White van man gets that sinking feeling.....
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Post by seapoppy on Sept 8, 2007 18:54:11 GMT
"white van man ends up being ditched.............Thank god"  |
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Post by Slugger on Sept 8, 2007 18:55:48 GMT
"I said easy on the ice!"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2007 19:06:28 GMT
Some Mother’s Do Have ‘Em No 132.….
“Ring ring, ring ring”
“Hello”
“Oooo Betty is that you?”
“Yes Frank. Are you all right?”
“It’s the van Betty - I think I may have used too much choke and flooded the engine again. Oooooo”
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Post by jean on Sept 8, 2007 19:50:07 GMT
Its the two that were stood on the front bonnet we're still looking for |
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Post by Shrubrose on Sept 8, 2007 20:03:22 GMT
Iceberg? Dont give me that. This is f*****g Florida.
Sorry, dont like to use the 'f' word but it seemed to fit somehow.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2007 21:12:04 GMT
Herr Axel-Griez
Mercedes-Benz HQ
Stuttgart
Deutschland
Liebe Jeremy Clarkson
Venn vie said werbally over the ‘phone you could test drive our new model . It voz made clear that it was the new Mercedes “C” Class. Your protestations that you thought it was the “Sea” Class do not wash with us and we have now handed this over to our lawyers Zuit, Floggit and Chargeit LLP. Please contact Noah Fuchs-Hupp for further details.
In the meantime, please can you refrain from making Richard Hammond bleed the bleedin’ radiator.
Viv kind regards
Yours sincerely
Herr Axel-Griez
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Post by chickadeedeedee on Sept 9, 2007 0:48:11 GMT
The launching of the HMV Titanic did not go as well as rehersed. Oh dear!
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Post by Plocket on Sept 9, 2007 8:28:23 GMT
Oh you are brilliant! They are all wonderful!
When am I supposed to decide?
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Post by chickadeedeedee on Sept 9, 2007 11:24:16 GMT
Hi.
The decision to who, what when, where, how, why decide is 100% yours! ;D
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