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Barbara
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New survey Jun 10, 2010 14:49:36 GMT

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Post by Barbara on Jun 10, 2010 14:49:36 GMT

A professor has found after extensive research that there are two sizes of peni* amongst UK men.There are those which fall within the normal to large size range, and those which are less than two inches when erect.The professor has apealed for help to continue his research.Could all men in the UK with extremely small peni* make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars please?

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Jilly Head Gardener Posts: 9,558	New survey Jun 10, 2010 14:52:12 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jilly on Jun 10, 2010 14:52:12 GMT
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Jasmine Garden Sage Posts: 62,487 Member is Online	New survey Jun 10, 2010 15:07:45 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jasmine on Jun 10, 2010 15:07:45 GMT ;D What do 2 white flags with red crosses flying from a car mean ;D
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JennyWrenn Garden Guru Posts: 19,513	New survey Jun 10, 2010 16:23:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JennyWrenn on Jun 10, 2010 16:23:39 GMT
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prodigal gardener Head Gardener Posts: 2,201	New survey Jun 10, 2010 19:36:20 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by prodigal gardener on Jun 10, 2010 19:36:20 GMT I got this joke on my mobile the other day couldn't answer the phone at work for about an hour cos I was too busy having hysterics Chuffin brilliant
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Spruance Admin And I will make thee beds of roses, and a thousand fragrant posies. Posts: 6,606	New survey Jun 10, 2010 21:42:50 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Spruance on Jun 10, 2010 21:42:50 GMT Alternatively perhaps they could play something by Little Richard on their car stereos? i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd161/GWDAdmin1/Smilies/Default/grin.gif
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Jasmine Garden Sage Posts: 62,487 Member is Online	New survey Jun 11, 2010 9:06:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jasmine on Jun 11, 2010 9:06:02 GMT I spotted lots of people responding to this survey as I drove the boys to school this morning ;D
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Barbara Garden Sage Posts: 35,463	New survey Jun 11, 2010 10:43:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Barbara on Jun 11, 2010 10:43:07 GMT Yeah me too, only thing is I keep looking to see who's driving and laughing away to myself, ;D I'll be visiting the funny farm if anyone sees me. ;D
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Ladygardener Garden Sage Posts: 58,473	New survey Jun 11, 2010 11:41:18 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ladygardener on Jun 11, 2010 11:41:18 GMT Excellent Barbara.
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New survey Jun 11, 2010 18:16:00 GMT

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Post by Tig on Jun 11, 2010 18:16:00 GMT

I've noticed today that a lot of men are responding to this survey - I'm amazed that they are so willing to participate!

It seems there are other surveys ongoing at the same time as I spotted several vehicles with the same emblems stuck to their car windows and a couple of houses round the corner have put very large white sheets with red crosses over the windows or have them suspended from ropes!!!

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Barbara
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New survey Jun 15, 2010 10:50:54 GMT

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Post by Barbara on Jun 15, 2010 10:50:54 GMT

This Morning a man was driving like a lune. undertaking and stuff, you know the type,

they only get to the next set of lights anyway

well , he had 4 flags to show he only had a little willy so when I pulled up alongside him, I just waved my little finger in the air.....Do you think everyone has seen the survey by now???.

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Missredhead Garden Sage Posts: 39,277	New survey Jun 15, 2010 12:58:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Missredhead on Jun 15, 2010 12:58:55 GMT Probably....... ;D
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Jasmine Garden Sage Posts: 62,487 Member is Online	New survey Jun 15, 2010 15:35:24 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jasmine on Jun 15, 2010 15:35:24 GMT I found a snapped off one at the top of the drive (flag that is not the small w**** ;D) I guess someone read the rules wrong and threw their flag away when they realised they didn't qualify.
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