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Post by carolann on Oct 7, 2010 9:35:36 GMT
We have not had a story for a while now and its getting that time of year when the gardens are almost over so I thought what the heck lets have another story going where we can all have a laugh/scare to brighten our days and nights on the tinternet. It will be a one liner so here goes..........
THE GARDENERS OLD COTTAGE
It was a lovely sunny day in the forest and the birds where
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Post by Auricula on Oct 7, 2010 10:00:53 GMT
singing merrily in the tree tops.
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Post by Spruance on Oct 7, 2010 10:28:31 GMT
...Mrs Scoggins had just hung her laundry on the line when all of a sudden...
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Post by Barbara on Oct 7, 2010 10:31:09 GMT
Soot started to fall from......
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 7, 2010 10:42:56 GMT
the skies above.....Good Heavens she said, what on..............
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Post by Tig on Oct 7, 2010 12:46:36 GMT
my best frilly knickers an' all! Nothing was ...
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 7, 2010 13:36:44 GMT
spared from the black dirty soot it even manged to get
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Post by Auricula on Oct 7, 2010 15:25:54 GMT
into the cracks between the............
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Post by snowowl on Oct 7, 2010 15:34:41 GMT
Paving stones and
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Post by farmersboy on Oct 7, 2010 15:51:37 GMT
On to the big white car
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 7, 2010 15:54:21 GMT
which was only used for special occasions and
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Post by Barbara on Oct 7, 2010 15:57:11 GMT
Made the man who owns it.....
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Post by Auricula on Oct 7, 2010 16:05:50 GMT
a lot of money,when he .....
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Post by carolann on Oct 7, 2010 16:08:15 GMT
took the bride to church on her wedding.........
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Post by Barbara on Oct 7, 2010 17:00:26 GMT
Day, but , how could he use it now that.....
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Post by farmersboy on Oct 7, 2010 17:04:54 GMT
It was in such a state,perhaps
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 7, 2010 17:18:41 GMT
he could use his........
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Post by Ladygardener on Oct 7, 2010 17:30:08 GMT
hose and give it a wash
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 7, 2010 17:39:59 GMT
but seeing as there was a hose-pipe ban in place he
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Post by Ladygardener on Oct 7, 2010 17:43:23 GMT
lived in he decided instead to
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Post by Auricula on Oct 7, 2010 18:10:51 GMT
substitute the car with a .....
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Post by JennyWrenn on Oct 7, 2010 18:15:14 GMT
Helicopter so he could visit his intended in Cheshire ;D
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 7, 2010 18:18:28 GMT
but there were storms on the horizon ..........
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Post by Auricula on Oct 7, 2010 18:19:52 GMT
she had eaten all the food in her house and the only thing she had to offer him was....
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 7, 2010 18:21:18 GMT
lettuce sandwiches with mayo
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Post by Auricula on Oct 7, 2010 18:22:45 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 7, 2010 18:24:57 GMT
made from the freshest eggs that the local farm shop had to offer
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Post by Ladygardener on Oct 7, 2010 18:38:58 GMT
which luckily enough was just around the bend at the end of the lane
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 7, 2010 18:40:26 GMT
. The shop was run by the most gorgeous
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 7, 2010 18:41:30 GMT
couple who had been married for over
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