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Post by Auricula on Oct 8, 2010 17:03:46 GMT
couldn't finish his dinner!! So, instead he...................
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 8, 2010 17:53:42 GMT
showed Angelina the offending chimney and left her
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Post by Ladygardener on Oct 8, 2010 17:54:40 GMT
to get on with it and
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 8, 2010 17:57:06 GMT
she was so offended that he didn't stay to help that
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 8, 2010 18:05:46 GMT
she charged him double the
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Post by Auricula on Oct 8, 2010 18:22:38 GMT
going rate! FB didn't like that and told her "............
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Post by Ladygardener on Oct 8, 2010 18:25:31 GMT
he would'nt be calling on her again so he
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 8, 2010 18:35:19 GMT
had to go and tell his wife that she wasn't going to get to meet Brad Pitt after all.....Mrs FB was
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Post by Ladygardener on Oct 8, 2010 18:39:15 GMT
livid and said FB would'nt be getting any more
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 8, 2010 19:00:19 GMT
fried breakfasts for a long while so he had to make do with
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 8, 2010 19:10:21 GMT
bread and water which wasn't going to be too hard for someone who used to have only one holiday a year ;D and
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 8, 2010 19:14:25 GMT
can grow his own food......in fact he was thinking of buying a
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Post by snowowl on Oct 8, 2010 21:17:55 GMT
Lottery ticket but the man with the white car still
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Post by Auricula on Oct 8, 2010 22:17:17 GMT
frightened him, so he decided that the best thing to do was......
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Post by Tig on Oct 8, 2010 23:51:35 GMT
hide! Meantime the mist had come down and shrouded ...
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Post by Louisa on Oct 9, 2010 5:33:23 GMT
the whole area .....
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 9, 2010 6:35:19 GMT
in a grey dampness. The eerie call of a
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Post by JennyWrenn on Oct 9, 2010 6:46:38 GMT
badger scared him witless and he started to shake and
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Post by farmersboy on Oct 9, 2010 7:09:11 GMT
Said he was missing some
(Didnt know this story was going to be about me) ;D
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Post by JennyWrenn on Oct 9, 2010 7:18:26 GMT
of his footie fans so he went to Tesco and (It isnt FB  ) |
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 9, 2010 7:50:45 GMT
while he was gone
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Post by JennyWrenn on Oct 9, 2010 7:53:19 GMT
a JCB accidentally churned up his pride and joy, his lawn, he was
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Post by carolann on Oct 9, 2010 8:01:30 GMT
livid when he saw who was driving it for it was a Northern girl called.....
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Post by Louisa on Oct 9, 2010 8:24:28 GMT
Moira, who wore the tightest .....
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Post by Auricula on Oct 9, 2010 8:25:21 GMT
Jenny, who was landscaping a new village for her garden gnomes.She had to hide them because......
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Post by JennyWrenn on Oct 9, 2010 8:27:07 GMT
of the jealousy of her garden friends - they all wanted one - they even stooped so low as to..................
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Post by Auricula on Oct 9, 2010 8:45:51 GMT
Sorry Louisa, we posted together
place them in compromising positions such as................
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Post by Barbara on Oct 9, 2010 9:10:24 GMT
Bending over backwards and.....
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Post by farmersboy on Oct 9, 2010 9:51:08 GMT
Forwards,but Jenny wasnt put off by this,all she wanted to do was to ride
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Post by Ladygardener on Oct 9, 2010 10:14:56 GMT
on FB's tractor and she did'nt care about fancy white cars so they
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