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Post by Tig on Nov 7, 2010 14:57:00 GMT
'Can't read the autocue - innit - Brucie!!!' Unfortunately Genie was busy polishing his lamp, so Mr Perfecto (aka 'Doesn't exist' ;D) would have to be conjured up from
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Post by Missredhead on Nov 7, 2010 15:11:25 GMT
someone elses imagination, what would he
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Post by Jasmine on Nov 7, 2010 15:45:07 GMT
be like this Mr Perfect? Would he
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Post by Tig on Nov 7, 2010 15:49:55 GMT
have long grey hair and a thick white beard? Look dapper in a red suit with white trimmings and a large black belt? Perhaps
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Post by Jasmine on Nov 7, 2010 15:51:23 GMT
this Mr Late Winter ( ;D) would be the man of
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Post by Barbara on Nov 7, 2010 15:54:25 GMT
Presents, chocolates and drinks for all the................
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Post by Louisa on Nov 7, 2010 16:04:41 GMT
party-goers, or perhaps he'd look rugged, tall and sexy and be on tv  ...... |
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Post by Missredhead on Nov 7, 2010 16:49:50 GMT
or maybe he would even look a bit like
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Post by Louisa on Nov 7, 2010 17:16:25 GMT
..... of course, the gorgeous Mark Harmon ;D  (I promise this'll be the last i speak of him  ) |
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Post by Missredhead on Nov 7, 2010 17:21:37 GMT
who sets all the ladies (with taste) a quiver
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Post by Geranium on Nov 7, 2010 17:57:23 GMT
unlike that gleaming-toothed smoothie Mr S.C. who really
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Post by Missredhead on Nov 7, 2010 17:59:47 GMT
has false teeth behind that false smile...anyway..
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Post by Tig on Nov 7, 2010 20:34:05 GMT
time was ticking away, and she was never going to find the elusive Mr Perfect. Instead she decided to get
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Post by Louisa on Nov 8, 2010 6:01:07 GMT
her box of Lindor chocolates and ......
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Post by carolann on Nov 8, 2010 9:09:35 GMT
started to hand them around, when she looked up and there he was the man of her dreams surrounded by bodyguards all of which where............
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Post by Auricula on Nov 8, 2010 9:36:34 GMT
carrying enormous....
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Post by Ladygardener on Nov 8, 2010 12:30:56 GMT
red roses, who could they be for she wondered
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Post by Barbara on Nov 8, 2010 14:35:22 GMT
And when he turned and handed them to her she was quite overcome with..............
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Post by Tig on Nov 8, 2010 15:42:16 GMT
blushygushymushynousness, a known condition that affects all
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Post by Louisa on Nov 8, 2010 16:01:46 GMT
usually sensible women when they're in the presence of the man of their dreams, she decided ......
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Post by Ladygardener on Nov 8, 2010 16:49:10 GMT
to play it cool and while she thanked him she
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Post by Jasmine on Nov 8, 2010 16:51:39 GMT
fluttered her eyelashes demurely and
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Post by Auricula on Nov 8, 2010 17:37:09 GMT
lifted the ...
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Post by Ladygardener on Nov 8, 2010 17:48:11 GMT
hem of her dress so he could catch a tiny look at her beautiful ankles
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Post by Auricula on Nov 8, 2010 17:51:07 GMT
not to mention her enormous...
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Post by Ladygardener on Nov 8, 2010 17:52:09 GMT
feet which she'd heard he had a particular liking for and
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Post by Tig on Nov 8, 2010 19:28:58 GMT
she had combed the hairs on them that very morning. Even the mud between her toes was
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Post by Ladygardener on Nov 8, 2010 20:17:38 GMT
fresh and smelled of
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Post by Barbara on Nov 8, 2010 20:19:30 GMT
Comfrey, a smell she new sent him wild with,
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Post by Ladygardener on Nov 8, 2010 20:20:19 GMT
desire, he grasped her in his arms and lifted
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