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Post by JennyWrenn on Nov 10, 2010 19:31:02 GMT
Ham 'n' eggs for most of his life - but he didnt expect.....
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Post by Missredhead on Nov 10, 2010 19:32:22 GMT
to get a free chicken with each pig
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Post by Tig on Nov 10, 2010 20:25:30 GMT
it was a big bog offer  .. happily he boxed the chucks and strapped them on the back of his piggy wiggies and set off |
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Post by Ladygardener on Nov 10, 2010 20:27:59 GMT
to buy an igloo for the chickens to live in and build a sty for the piggies so he
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Post by JennyWrenn on Nov 11, 2010 7:03:03 GMT
and the missus could stay in his log cabin warm and snug - but alas he didnt expect to find that it wasnt fire proof and one night.......
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Post by Barbara on Nov 11, 2010 8:14:16 GMT
When inflamed by passion, his......................
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Post by Missredhead on Nov 11, 2010 9:39:42 GMT
long johns caught fire and that set off the
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Post by Auricula on Nov 11, 2010 9:41:36 GMT
smoke alarm. Who should come running to help but...
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Post by Missredhead on Nov 11, 2010 9:44:13 GMT
his arch enemy..
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Post by carolann on Nov 11, 2010 10:08:03 GMT
Big Pig Boy from over the hill ;D he was 11ft 6 3/4" tall and towered above him, " and just how did you get here so quick?" he yelled, BPB blushed from the top of his head right down to his toes which he started to shuffle on the ground, I was.....
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Post by Ladygardener on Nov 11, 2010 10:13:43 GMT
talking to the little piggies and
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Post by Tig on Nov 11, 2010 10:48:01 GMT
stroking the fluffy new chucks you've just bought, I looked up and saw
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Post by Barbara on Nov 11, 2010 13:07:23 GMT
Smoke billowing out of the top of ............................
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Post by Missredhead on Nov 11, 2010 19:29:18 GMT
your old and withering
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Post by JennyWrenn on Nov 12, 2010 7:24:15 GMT
stack of mouldy budds chopped down to make room for the ......
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Post by carolann on Nov 12, 2010 9:02:13 GMT
chicken igloo and pig house, "oh yeh tell me another one" BPB looked over his shoulder and saw a beautiful leg........
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Post by Barbara on Nov 12, 2010 11:16:20 GMT
Of lamb, surrounded bya plate of roasted veg, and a jug of mint gravy, my god he said who...............
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Post by Jasmine on Nov 12, 2010 11:18:02 GMT
was responsible for
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Post by Ladygardener on Nov 12, 2010 12:17:55 GMT
this atrocity, bring them to me right now so I can
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Post by Tig on Nov 12, 2010 13:25:07 GMT
make them eat cake!!!!! What a dreadful punishment that would be for such a
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Post by carolann on Nov 12, 2010 16:33:31 GMT
veggy eater ;D(sorry)but suddenly as he was looking at the dish.....
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Post by Barbara on Nov 12, 2010 18:51:02 GMT
And he saw his reflection, and he had a large pimple on his
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Post by JennyWrenn on Nov 12, 2010 19:14:54 GMT
nose and another pimple on his pimple - i'm getting measles he shrieked I got too close to .....
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Post by Missredhead on Nov 12, 2010 19:45:47 GMT
that brat from the town who is covered in
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Post by Ladygardener on Nov 12, 2010 19:56:15 GMT
spots, I knew I should have kept away from the sweet shop but
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Post by Tig on Nov 12, 2010 20:07:02 GMT
I was mesmerised by the stripey humbugs in the window, and then I saw the jar of
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Post by Missredhead on Nov 12, 2010 20:14:42 GMT
swizzle lollipops sitting on the shelf just
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Post by Ladygardener on Nov 13, 2010 7:49:31 GMT
above the buttery fudge and the lemon bon bon's and
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Post by carolann on Nov 13, 2010 8:58:56 GMT
well I just had to go in and get some and thats when I saw the.......
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Post by Barbara on Nov 13, 2010 9:15:45 GMT
Laughing Gnomes, write a song for us they said or we will................
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.. happily he boxed the chucks and strapped them on the back of his piggy wiggies and set off
