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Post by Barbara on Oct 12, 2010 7:21:58 GMT
Join in the singing of sad sad songs that goes on in.................
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Post by Louisa on Oct 12, 2010 7:41:22 GMT
Wales. "I've an idea," he said next .....
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Post by carolann on Oct 12, 2010 7:56:11 GMT
We will hide in that tree trunk till he has passed by, but the Queen......
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Post by Ladygardener on Oct 12, 2010 10:50:51 GMT
reminded them all that they should'nt be so rude as to ignore him and proceeded to
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Post by Tig on Oct 12, 2010 11:33:40 GMT
shake her booty like a diva! Not an easy thing to do when they are all singing ..
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 12, 2010 12:15:19 GMT
'God save the Queen' in a monotone but
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Post by carolann on Oct 12, 2010 14:35:52 GMT
suddenly a steel band jumped from the back of the trees and started to play......
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Post by Barbara on Oct 12, 2010 14:43:38 GMT
The theme tune for the cricket on BBC, so............................
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Post by Tig on Oct 12, 2010 16:01:53 GMT
all the dickie birds started joining - everyone was stumped!! Whatever next - ohhh no! Not ...
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Post by farmersboy on Oct 12, 2010 16:03:12 GMT
He took up a position t guard his middle wicket ;D
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 12, 2010 17:41:52 GMT
and it's not often you see a middle wicket being guarded by
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Post by JennyWrenn on Oct 12, 2010 17:55:46 GMT
one of Paris Hilton's pooches - it was so small that ......
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Post by farmersboy on Oct 12, 2010 17:59:32 GMT
It made Jennys gnomes look
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Post by Tig on Oct 12, 2010 18:45:02 GMT
like ogres ... at just at that very moment
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 12, 2010 18:45:37 GMT
absolutely enormous. The pooch was suddenly distracted by the smell of
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 12, 2010 19:10:10 GMT
onions cos he knew that they were usually served with
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 12, 2010 19:11:14 GMT
sizzling sausages and sausages were his absolute favourite thing in the whole wide world, so much so that
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 12, 2010 19:16:22 GMT
he sometimes looked like a sausage dog cos he ate so many of them..
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 12, 2010 20:08:07 GMT
Anyway, with the wafting smell of fried onions and sausages carrying on the air Buster was of leaving the middle wicket undefended
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Post by Auricula on Oct 12, 2010 22:37:35 GMT
A heinous crime . He rectified the situation by putting in place a......
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Post by JennyWrenn on Oct 13, 2010 6:38:06 GMT
large budd which had suddenly growed up out of the ground from nowhere - he then......
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 13, 2010 6:48:28 GMT
went off in search of the where the smell was coming from. This led him down a little path that
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Post by Barbara on Oct 13, 2010 7:32:10 GMT
Took him to a cottage in the woods where................
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Post by carolann on Oct 13, 2010 9:00:46 GMT
the door was banging and the curtains where blowing and the scent was...........
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Post by carolann on Oct 13, 2010 9:02:20 GMT
sending him crazy. Just then an old hag appeared on the step and........
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Post by Auricula on Oct 13, 2010 10:58:52 GMT
beckoned him inside. He recoiled in horror and decided to go instead to....
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Post by Barbara on Oct 13, 2010 11:21:39 GMT
The diggit for a pie and a pint................
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Post by Ladygardener on Oct 13, 2010 13:38:35 GMT
where he knew he would recieve a welcome and perhaps an invitation to sit in a very special boothe where
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Post by Barbara on Oct 13, 2010 15:11:26 GMT
Ladies of a certain age were......................
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Post by Tig on Oct 13, 2010 15:38:29 GMT
known to offer excellent services However when he arrived ...
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