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Missredhead
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Post by Missredhead on Nov 11, 2010 19:25:01 GMT

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! !! !

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
............ ............
..............
Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy...

Sounds to me like she's ....... !
......been ....sweeping around!!!

They say that the body is made up of 90% water... so.. I say "I'm not fat - I'm just waterlogged''

JennyWrenn Garden Guru Posts: 19,513	Brushes Nov 11, 2010 20:42:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JennyWrenn on Nov 11, 2010 20:42:19 GMT OMG
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Missredhead Garden Sage Posts: 39,290	Brushes Nov 11, 2010 20:45:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Missredhead on Nov 11, 2010 20:45:19 GMT ;D ;D ;D
	They say that the body is made up of 90% water... so.. I say "I'm not fat - I'm just waterlogged''

Auricula Garden Sage I'd rather be quaffing vino surrounded by fragrant blooms - but mostly I'm weeding!! Posts: 36,606	Brushes Nov 12, 2010 0:06:51 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Auricula on Nov 12, 2010 0:06:51 GMT
	What the caterpillar perceives as the end, to the butterfly is only the beginning

Ladygardener Garden Sage Posts: 58,496	Brushes Nov 12, 2010 6:36:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ladygardener on Nov 12, 2010 6:36:30 GMT
	Go placidly amidst the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.

carolann Head Gardener Posts: 8,950	Brushes Nov 12, 2010 9:04:05 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by carolann on Nov 12, 2010 9:04:05 GMT
	Will we ever have a nice Summer for a change?

Jasmine Garden Sage Posts: 62,513	Brushes Nov 12, 2010 11:16:47 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jasmine on Nov 12, 2010 11:16:47 GMT ;D ;D
	‘The secret of being happy is being obsessed by something’ – David Bellamy

Barbara Garden Sage Posts: 35,463	Brushes Nov 12, 2010 19:01:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Barbara on Nov 12, 2010 19:01:02 GMT ;D
	maybe life didn't turn out to be the party you thought, but while your here you may as well dance

Spruance Admin And I will make thee beds of roses, and a thousand fragrant posies. Posts: 6,606	Brushes Nov 21, 2010 15:52:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Spruance on Nov 21, 2010 15:52:01 GMT Very good Missy. ;D My granddad had the same broom for 50 years and in all that time it only needed 5 new handles and 4 new heads! i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd161/GWDAdmin1/Smilies/Default/grin.gif
	You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time. Abraham Lincoln, (attributed) 16th president of US (1809 - 1865)

Geranium Garden Guru Posts: 18,199	Brushes Nov 21, 2010 15:54:21 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Geranium on Nov 21, 2010 15:54:21 GMT Thanks - I needed a laugh!
	And the glory of the garden it shall never pass away!

Missredhead Garden Sage Posts: 39,290	Brushes Nov 21, 2010 15:54:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Missredhead on Nov 21, 2010 15:54:30 GMT
	They say that the body is made up of 90% water... so.. I say "I'm not fat - I'm just waterlogged''

Geranium Garden Guru Posts: 18,199	Brushes Nov 21, 2010 15:59:13 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Geranium on Nov 21, 2010 15:59:13 GMT What's the low score for, Missy? I'm still giggling at your broom story!
	And the glory of the garden it shall never pass away!

Missredhead Garden Sage Posts: 39,290	Brushes Nov 21, 2010 16:02:24 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Missredhead on Nov 21, 2010 16:02:24 GMT for Sprus joke.... ;D
	They say that the body is made up of 90% water... so.. I say "I'm not fat - I'm just waterlogged''

Ron Head Gardener Posts: 3,764	Brushes Dec 5, 2010 10:38:29 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ron on Dec 5, 2010 10:38:29 GMT ;D I like it. Did they pay for the wedding by winning the sweep?
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Geranium Garden Guru Posts: 18,199	Brushes Dec 5, 2010 17:07:03 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Geranium on Dec 5, 2010 17:07:03 GMT ;D
	And the glory of the garden it shall never pass away!