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Ron
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Light bulbs Dec 5, 2010 10:47:37 GMT

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Post by Ron on Dec 5, 2010 10:47:37 GMT

What is the difference between a woman and a man fitting a

new light bulb?

A woman will still be in the shop deciding which one to buy.

Everybody is left in the dark.

A man picks the first one he finds and fits it.

Let there be light!

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I believe in a Bright Future

Geranium Garden Guru Posts: 18,199	Light bulbs Dec 5, 2010 17:05:38 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Geranium on Dec 5, 2010 17:05:38 GMT Who's a misogynist, then?
	And the glory of the garden it shall never pass away!

Rosefriend Admin Friendship is the Finest Rose in the Garden of Life Posts: 30,390	Light bulbs Dec 5, 2010 17:24:56 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rosefriend on Dec 5, 2010 17:24:56 GMT Nah geranium...Rony is fine...he's just a....mmmh welllll...um - a man!! RF
	We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another. Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Missredhead Garden Sage Posts: 39,290	Light bulbs Dec 5, 2010 17:28:03 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Missredhead on Dec 5, 2010 17:28:03 GMT Like it RF....they do have their uses though i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd161/GWDAdmin1/Smilies/Default/cheesy.gif
	They say that the body is made up of 90% water... so.. I say "I'm not fat - I'm just waterlogged''

Auricula Garden Sage I'd rather be quaffing vino surrounded by fragrant blooms - but mostly I'm weeding!! Posts: 36,606	Light bulbs Dec 5, 2010 17:32:54 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Auricula on Dec 5, 2010 17:32:54 GMT His jokes do seem to follow a similar theme however
	What the caterpillar perceives as the end, to the butterfly is only the beginning

Ron Head Gardener Posts: 3,764	Light bulbs Dec 6, 2010 8:22:57 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ron on Dec 6, 2010 8:22:57 GMT I thought I'd stir it up a bit. Kind of fell flat though. Been there, etc, etc... sorry girls.
	I believe in a Bright Future

Auricula Garden Sage I'd rather be quaffing vino surrounded by fragrant blooms - but mostly I'm weeding!! Posts: 36,606	Light bulbs Dec 6, 2010 11:21:15 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Auricula on Dec 6, 2010 11:21:15 GMT Not at all Rony......we're only joking...love your jokes
	What the caterpillar perceives as the end, to the butterfly is only the beginning

Post by Ron on Dec 5, 2010 10:47:37 GMT

Post by Geranium on Dec 5, 2010 17:05:38 GMT

Post by Rosefriend on Dec 5, 2010 17:24:56 GMT

Post by Missredhead on Dec 5, 2010 17:28:03 GMT

Post by Auricula on Dec 5, 2010 17:32:54 GMT

Post by Ron on Dec 6, 2010 8:22:57 GMT

Post by Auricula on Dec 6, 2010 11:21:15 GMT

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