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Post by Barbara on Dec 10, 2010 20:09:07 GMT
HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS
* The patient refused autopsy.
* The patient has no previous history of suicides.
* Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
* She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in
bed last night.
* Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
* On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
* The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
* The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
* Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
* Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
* Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
* She is numb from her toes down.
* While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
* The skin was moist and dry.
* Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
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Post by Jasmine on Dec 10, 2010 21:04:53 GMT
;D
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Post by Ladygardener on Dec 11, 2010 6:09:08 GMT
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Post by Auricula on Dec 11, 2010 17:44:27 GMT
;D
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Post by Dutchy on Dec 11, 2010 18:46:44 GMT
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