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Post by Barbara on Dec 22, 2010 7:38:06 GMT
Where do you take an elf who isn't feeling well. to the elf center.  |
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Post by Ladygardener on Dec 22, 2010 8:00:03 GMT
Or the National Elf Service.  |
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Post by Auricula on Dec 22, 2010 9:38:27 GMT
Don't forget his seat belt though...or elf an safety'll be after you  |
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Post by Geranium on Dec 22, 2010 10:17:13 GMT
What happened to Batman and Robin when they got run over by a steam roller?
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Post by Ladygardener on Dec 22, 2010 11:02:38 GMT
Do tell us Geranium, don't keep us in suspense. ;D
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Post by Auricula on Dec 22, 2010 11:21:43 GMT
Come on G....  !!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Auricula on Dec 22, 2010 11:22:28 GMT
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Post by Dr Bill on Dec 22, 2010 17:30:38 GMT
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Post by Geranium on Dec 22, 2010 17:34:15 GMT
What happened to Batman and Robin when they got run over by a steam roller? They changed to Flatman and Ribbon, of course!  |
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Post by Ladygardener on Dec 22, 2010 18:18:15 GMT
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Post by Barbara on Dec 22, 2010 18:20:32 GMT
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Post by Geranium on Dec 22, 2010 18:53:39 GMT
;D ;D
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Post by Barbara on Dec 22, 2010 18:58:11 GMT
Whats green and helps old ladies to cross the road. ?
a boy sprout. ;D
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Post by Geranium on Dec 22, 2010 19:05:14 GMT
;D ;D
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Post by Geranium on Dec 22, 2010 19:06:37 GMT
My grandson's favourite joke now:
What so you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
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Post by Geranium on Dec 22, 2010 19:09:28 GMT
But stop! There's more - What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.  |
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Post by Barbara on Dec 22, 2010 19:11:45 GMT
What do you call a fish with no eye.?
a fsh. ;D
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Post by Auricula on Dec 22, 2010 19:26:11 GMT
A river indeedy  |
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Post by Spruance on Dec 22, 2010 22:17:29 GMT
My grandson's favourite joke now: What so you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. That reminds me of a rather rude caption that a former MD used to trot out from time to time. It included two deer taking part in an activity that is apparently rather popular in the rutting season and the intro was Thanks for your quote but too *ahem* (insert synonym here) .... expensive!  |
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Post by Geranium on Dec 22, 2010 22:20:20 GMT
Not sure I could pass that one on to my grandson! ;D
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Post by Auricula on Dec 23, 2010 0:17:09 GMT
What kind of horses go out in the dark? .....................................................................................................................................Nightmares ;D
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Post by Auricula on Dec 23, 2010 0:22:02 GMT
What's the trouble with snow shoes? .............................................................................................................................they melt ;D
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Post by Missredhead on Dec 23, 2010 0:24:10 GMT
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps ;D
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Post by Auricula on Dec 23, 2010 0:24:58 GMT
;D
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Post by Missredhead on Dec 23, 2010 0:30:00 GMT
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Post by Auricula on Dec 23, 2010 0:34:06 GMT
;D
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Post by Jasmine on Dec 23, 2010 2:22:13 GMT
Why wouldn't the skeleton go to the party? Cos he had nobody to go with ;D  |
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Post by Jasmine on Dec 23, 2010 2:26:28 GMT
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Post by Auricula on Dec 23, 2010 11:10:18 GMT
Love the last one Jas ;D ;D  |
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Post by Ladygardener on Dec 23, 2010 12:57:50 GMT
They've made me laugh. ;D
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