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Post by Missredhead on Mar 25, 2011 19:37:01 GMT
It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London.
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishmen want to get in, but they haven't got tickets.
The Scotsman picks up a round manhole cover. Tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.
"McTavish, Scotland" he says, "Discus" and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.
"Waddington-Smythe, England" he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.
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"O'Malley, Ireland," he says, "Fencing".
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Post by Auricula on Mar 25, 2011 22:59:45 GMT
Not P.C. but quite ;D
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Post by Rosefriend on Mar 26, 2011 10:02:38 GMT
Made me laugh...
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Post by carolann on Mar 26, 2011 15:26:42 GMT
 love it.
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Post by Barbara on Mar 26, 2011 17:29:20 GMT
I've heard it before, but it still made me smile.
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