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Post by Ron on Jun 19, 2011 14:34:14 GMT
A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"
"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."
"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
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Post by Missredhead on Jun 19, 2011 17:51:21 GMT
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Post by nightingale on Jun 19, 2011 21:00:10 GMT
Love it!!!
;D ;D
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Post by Auricula on Jun 20, 2011 11:22:59 GMT
;D ;D
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Post by carolann on Jun 20, 2011 19:23:37 GMT
;D
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Post by Amber on Jun 21, 2011 10:06:42 GMT
tee.hee. ;D
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Post by Ron on Jun 22, 2011 17:15:22 GMT
Must have used his nose, obviously.  |
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Post by Missredhead on Jun 22, 2011 19:36:36 GMT
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Post by Jasmine on Jun 22, 2011 20:34:33 GMT
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