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Post by Ron on Nov 9, 2011 15:52:31 GMT
Two old age pensioners were sitting outside a Flower Show tent.
One said to the other “Life is so boring! We never seem to have fun anymore. For £10 I would strip off and streak through the middle of the flower tent!”
“You’re on” said the friend, producing a £10 note.
The first pensioner stripped off and completely naked, ran through the flower show tent.
Waiting outside the friend heard shrieks off laughter and loud applause coming from inside the tent.
Suddenly the first pensioner appeared from out of the tent followed by a cheering crowd…
“What happened?” asked the friend.
Looking a little sheepish the pensioner said…
“I won first prize for the best Dried Arrangement!”
Two elderly ladies were sitting in the lounge of an old peoples home when a male resident decided to liven things up by doing a streak. He took off all his clothes and duly ran across the room and out of the door.
Shocked, the first lady said “Did you see that? What was that man wearing?”
“I don’t know,” replied her companion.
“But whatever it was, it needed ironing!”
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Post by Amber on Nov 9, 2011 18:18:13 GMT
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Post by carolann on Nov 10, 2011 9:14:56 GMT
 the old ones are the best.
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