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Post by Amber on Dec 14, 2011 13:36:11 GMT
magic shoes......stuffed them in Brucies mouth and grabbed the flask of elixir.....and drank it down quickly.......then......there was a loud bang......a puff of smoke (smoke not you know who) and when the smoke had cleared.....................
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Post by Auricula on Dec 14, 2011 14:39:45 GMT
Anton had turned into a beautiful, voluptuous young lady, sure to catch the eye of......
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Post by Amber on Dec 14, 2011 15:28:25 GMT
any full blooded male...such as....  .....or......  (answers on a postcard please)  |
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Post by Jasmine on Dec 14, 2011 15:46:22 GMT
Brucie the jester althouh quite frankly this sort of thing wasn't very good for his heart now so he sat down on a tree stump to gain his breath.
The wicked sisters had stopped quarreling by now and Robbie the woodman was trying to carry Alesha off over his shoulder but Ola the small Polish elf was having none of that so she
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Post by sharon on Dec 14, 2011 16:16:02 GMT
jumped on the back of bruno the excitable poodle, and said "follow the woodman"................
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Post by Barbara on Dec 14, 2011 16:25:15 GMT
All the way to the tower ballroom where...................
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Post by Jasmine on Dec 14, 2011 16:44:22 GMT
the crowds were waiting in great anticiaption for
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Post by Amber on Dec 14, 2011 16:54:29 GMT
the Hairy Bikers on their motorbikes .....to do a cookery demo..... |
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Post by Jasmine on Dec 14, 2011 17:12:43 GMT
where they were going to teach Bruno Panettone to make pasta without waving his arms around so much in the hope that he wouldn't keep
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Post by JennyWrenn on Dec 14, 2011 17:53:51 GMT
...standing up and spitting in the middle eye of Craig Riddle Hardwood. Craig who was on the other side of the room had had enough and CHAR CHAR CHARRED over to him and said........
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Post by carolann on Dec 14, 2011 18:07:30 GMT
Darrrrrrling they is in the wrong show but you do need to learn to cook better ;D just then a busty short Blonde appeared with a boxer and said to Bruno......
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Post by Barbara on Dec 14, 2011 18:31:22 GMT
Hold my dogs lead will you while I do the ......................
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Post by Auricula on Dec 14, 2011 18:44:52 GMT
Pasa Doble, and find this musclebound Welsh Dresser somewhere to park his.....
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Post by Tig on Dec 14, 2011 18:52:36 GMT
charabanc, he has kindly agreed to chauffeur the most nimble footed guests to the Tower and he'll not be letting anyone have a seat unless ....
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Post by Missredhead on Dec 14, 2011 19:07:01 GMT
they can show that they can do a quick step just like.....
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Post by Barbara on Dec 14, 2011 19:08:57 GMT
Seargent John who used to be a favourite on here long long ago.
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Post by Missredhead on Dec 14, 2011 21:36:46 GMT
that is until he got his marching orders and marched off into the sunset...poor Miss..............
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Post by Tig on Dec 14, 2011 23:32:08 GMT
Antonia the Berk, who'd have thought fairy godmother Chelsee Bun could have slipped him a Micky Finn - and to make matters worse he has been 'dressed' by those step-sisters (Tess and Alesha) and the costume they've provided is a sequinned boob tube in turquoise teamed up with ....
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Post by Ladygardener on Dec 15, 2011 6:36:15 GMT
the feather trousers which were sure to catch the eye of prince Harry who
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Post by Jasmine on Dec 15, 2011 7:09:46 GMT
was indeed far more charming than his step brother Prince Jimmy the Uncharming. They had been
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Post by Barbara on Dec 15, 2011 7:54:10 GMT
Drinking in the afternoon, and forgot to practice the line..................
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Post by JennyWrenn on Dec 15, 2011 7:57:34 GMT
..dance but Claudia Winklepicker was on hand flicking her hair from side to side and glowering under her fringe whilst tottering unsteadily on her Jimmy Choos
I am going to punish one of you for being.....................
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Post by Amber on Dec 15, 2011 8:25:09 GMT
..drunk and dissolute........here....one of you can wear my Jimmy Choos.....they are killing me......
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Post by carolann on Dec 15, 2011 8:56:34 GMT
Tess the Ugly grabbed the shoes and said they fit me better than you and I look good in them, Claudia Winklepicker was mad as hell and grabbed the first thing she could lay her hands on which was a lamp and swung it at Tess who being a lot taller than she it only hit her in the lower arm, Tess swung around and grabbed what she thought was a stick but.........
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Post by Tig on Dec 15, 2011 9:50:25 GMT
it was Brucies 'bonus' - didn't he do well!!! Quick as a flash Claudia leapt over
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Post by Amber on Dec 15, 2011 9:53:26 GMT
and grabbed Brucie's bonus with a cry of triumph....only to be......
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Post by sharon on Dec 15, 2011 10:14:49 GMT
tripped up by bruno the poodle, who wanted the jimmy choos to match the golden shoes he was already wearing...........
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Post by Amber on Dec 15, 2011 14:49:53 GMT
daaaaaaaaaaaarllllllllllling, he coo-ed......juus what I've been wanting for aaaages. He kicked off the golden shoes and shoved his feet into the jc's. Claudia whooped with delight and grabbed the golden shoes.....which of course, as we all know, are "magic shoes". Chuckling,she put them on and danced round the room shouting........
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Post by carolann on Dec 15, 2011 17:07:04 GMT
Fee fi fo fum I have the shoes that will strike you lot dumb and she banged her heels together 3 times and............
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Post by Amber on Dec 15, 2011 17:14:03 GMT
...the wicked witch of the West appeared in a cloud of vile smelling green smoke....."aaahhhhhhaaa " she shrieked evilly.....I have you and that horrible little dog in my power now little girl"......She stopped....looked at the shoes....went pale and said "oops,, wrong panto  |
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