Pigs

[Ron]

A couple of piggy jokes...

An old farmer and his wife were leaning against the wall of the pig sty when the wife said "It's our golden wedding anniversary next week. Do you think we should kill a pig?"

Her husband answered "I don't see how the pig can be blamed for something that happened 50 years ago!"

;D

A reporter was talking to a local farmer about a story he had heard about a so called 'super' pig. "What is it," he asked, "That makes this pig so special?"

"Well," said the farmer. "We were asleep in bed one night when a burglar broke into the house. That pig made so much noise that it woke us up and scared the burglar away. Some pig, that is."

"Then there was the time it ran down to the bottom field and wouldn't leave me alone until I followed it up to the house. There was a fire and it got me there just in time to put it out."

"Sounds amazing," agreed the reporter. "You must be really proud of that pig."

"Yes," said the farmer. "It's an incredible animal."

"Just one thing," said the reporter. "I notice it only has three legs. How did that happen?"

"Well, " replied the farmer. "A pig like that, you can't eat it all at once, can you!"

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