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Post by Barbara on Jul 9, 2010 13:17:32 GMT
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By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS".....and be ready for China.
Now, here goes...
The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service in China......
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"
Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."
RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."
RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RoomService: "We botter?"
Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
RoomService: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
RoomService: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."
Guest: "You're welcome"
Remember we started by saying that: "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ...... and now you do, don't you!
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Post by Missredhead on Jul 9, 2010 19:59:36 GMT
Love it, ;D
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Post by Auricula on Jul 9, 2010 22:35:31 GMT
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Post by Jasmine on Jul 10, 2010 5:07:19 GMT
I like that ;D
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Post by JennyWrenn on Jul 10, 2010 18:17:22 GMT
<giggle> love it
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Post by Ladygardener on Jul 21, 2010 5:10:59 GMT
It's very funny. ;D
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Post by Ron on Aug 28, 2010 18:08:11 GMT
;D Tanjooberrymutts, Barbara! ;D
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Post by Barbara on Sept 13, 2010 15:34:14 GMT
Your berry velcome... ;D
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