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scarecrow Gardener Posts: 452	racing Snail Oct 2, 2013 12:32:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by scarecrow on Oct 2, 2013 12:32:02 GMT My racing snail is not winning races anymore. So I decided to take its shell off to reduce its weight and make him more aerodynamic. It didn’t ' t work; if anything it made him more sluggish.

Rosefriend Admin Friendship is the Finest Rose in the Garden of Life Posts: 30,393	racing Snail Oct 2, 2013 13:35:24 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rosefriend on Oct 2, 2013 13:35:24 GMT I was just going through Recent Posts and saw this - did a double take and then just cracked out laughing!!! Thanks scarecrow !!
	We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another. Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Barbara Garden Sage Posts: 35,463	racing Snail Oct 12, 2013 12:00:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Barbara on Oct 12, 2013 12:00:07 GMT
	maybe life didn't turn out to be the party you thought, but while your here you may as well dance

Tig Admin Garden Sage Posts: 42,836	racing Snail Oct 15, 2013 18:20:57 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tig on Oct 15, 2013 18:20:57 GMT
	Twixt optimist and pessimist the difference is droll, the optimist sees the doughnut whilst the pessimist sees the hole

Ladygardener Garden Sage Posts: 58,504	racing Snail Oct 16, 2013 11:53:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ladygardener on Oct 16, 2013 11:53:02 GMT I must tell Hannah that one.
	Go placidly amidst the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.