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Post by scarecrow on Feb 4, 2016 14:20:56 GMT
An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.
She did this religiously and lived to the age of 103.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five
great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium used to be
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