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Post by Rosefriend on Oct 11, 2006 16:57:11 GMT
CAT'S COMPUTER DICTIONARY
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> BROWSER
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> What I like to be at 3 am when I rearrange all your books on your
> desk. Where's a kitty supposed to lay down with all that mess?
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> WALLPAPER
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> My favorite stuff, mostly in the kitchen and bathroom, I use to
> exercise my claws on.
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> DEFRAG
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> Coughing up hairballs. Hey, it's just a little maintenance!
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> HYPERLINK
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> Fake hot dog filled with my favorite pick-me-up, catnip.
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> SERVER
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> My human subject. You can't call them waitress, or waiter, or slave
> anymore; it's not politically correct.
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> SHUT DOWN
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> Nap time - my favorite, 16 hours of the day.
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> LAPTOP
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> Little ol' me. Certainly cuter, more useful, valuable, and more
> entertaining. No batteries required.
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> DEFAULT
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> Blame. If something gets broken around the house, don't look at me!
> It's probably that human I have to share my house with, or the
> dog's fault!
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> WINDOWS
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> The best place to watch birds, squirrels, and that weird dog next
> door eat out of the trash can and chase cars.
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> HOME PAGE
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> My papers - newspapers, that is, that I used before graduating to
> the real kitty litter box. I think they were the "Wanted DOG" ads.
>
Rosefriend
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Post by Dutchy on Oct 27, 2006 17:44:41 GMT
;D And what about the mouse? Any good?
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