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Post by netherfield on Nov 27, 2006 22:57:39 GMT
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a filling station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greeting the golf star in a typical Irish manner, completely unaware of his identity. "Top of the mornin' to you, sor," says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick 'Hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are those?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the good earth are they for?" asks the attendant.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
"Jaysus, sweet Mary and Joseph," the attendant exclaims, "BMW tinks of everything!"
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Post by Plocket on Nov 28, 2006 12:05:18 GMT
Excellent!!! I'm going to send that to a golfing friend!!! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2006 13:13:42 GMT
very good
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