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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2006 7:24:37 GMT
>They Walk Among Us !
>
>Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
>he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good
>home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there
>without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that
>people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true,
>so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day
>someone stole it.
>Caution... They Walk Among Us...
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> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real-estate agent which
>direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
>him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When
>my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for some time,
>she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
>They Walk Among Us...
>====================
> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
>got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
>open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
>week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time ?" Wanting to
>end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
>They Walk Among Us...
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> My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
>overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn
>she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
>convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
>moving."
>They Walk Among Us...
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> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut
>through
>a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
>They Walk Among Us...
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> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
>discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
>multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
>They Walk Among Us...
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> I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
>attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip
>out every time she turned her head ?" I explained that a person's nose
>and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
>turned.
>They Walk Among Us...
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> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
>the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed
>up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
>professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has your plane
>arrived yet ?"
>They Walk Among Us...
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> While! working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
>pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would
>like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
>responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to
>eat 6 pieces."
>Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.
>====================
>They walk among us, AND reproduce ..........
>
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Post by Plocket on Sept 15, 2006 8:13:28 GMT
OMG those are so funny - and so SCARY!!!!! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2006 15:22:02 GMT
Brilliant!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2006 18:15:37 GMT
Brilliant!
They remind me on the phone conversation I had with my Mother in Law yesterday!
She was on the phone for over 1 hour talking absolute CR*P!
At the last general election for the first time in her life she didn't vote conservatory!
She has had the facial boards done on her house!
She has had some new glasses, the are fairy focals!
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