i .e just recieved this from my o.h.mate
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is
installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have
been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE:
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter pin
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdral.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up, pull forward, back up and so forth and
till you are level with machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to
locate bank card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way with magnetic strip pointing the
way the little picture indicates.
10. Dig through handbag and examine each receipt to see if
PIN#is written there. Finally, search through phone book to find your PIN written on the inside of the back page.
11. Enter PIN into ATM machine .
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash
inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt
back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card
into the slot provided
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind
you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
