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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2006 21:53:29 GMT
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2006 22:05:52 GMT
CC They are absolutely brilliant (PML)  I'm not sure I want to live near a pig farm though!!!! might be a bit noisy eh?  Px |
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Post by Chuckles on Sept 9, 2006 22:10:54 GMT
FAB ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2006 22:12:57 GMT
Busy Bee How do you get your Bees to Buzz? ? Px |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2006 22:23:23 GMT
Hi CC - as always - quite enjoyed that !!! Still deciding re pig or lion -quality or quantity - hmmm!!!!! Surprised re your pic - not what I imagined !!! Hope all is OK with you and family - take care - PA
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2006 22:37:13 GMT
PA Where is the pic? ?? |
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Post by Chuckles on Sept 9, 2006 22:47:18 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2006 23:06:12 GMT
Cheers for that Busy Bee 
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Post by Plocket on Sept 11, 2006 18:31:39 GMT
PML Captain - but I'm still miffed at you!
Any news re Mrs C btw? Hope she's doing ok. I'm thinking of her!
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