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Post by Chuckles on Sept 9, 2006 22:09:34 GMT
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of it's bum."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that it burns the toast to a horrible black crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets pissed off with you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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Post by Plocket on Sept 11, 2006 18:33:38 GMT
PML BB! I have wondered some of those things actually, and more!!!
Like: why did man decide to start cooking things?
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