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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2006 21:10:47 GMT
What do you call a mushroom standing at the bar telling jokes and buying everyone drinks ?
A Fungi to be with !!
FA x
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Post by Dr Bill on Sept 19, 2006 8:35:56 GMT
This thread has got me convulsed. I'm really struggling to keep my laughter to myself so as not to worry Mrs Bill! What do you call a fly with no legs? * * * * * * * * * * a walk That should have been a fly with no wings. I'm not good at jokes  |
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Post by sleepysunday on Sept 19, 2006 8:49:42 GMT
Oh Bill... your second posting has had me laughing like I haven't laughed for ages ;D
You're priceless. Thank you
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Post by sweetleaf on Sept 19, 2006 9:38:12 GMT
What do you call a blind dinosaur?,
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Douyouthinkhesaurus?
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Post by sleepysunday on Sept 19, 2006 9:42:05 GMT
Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.
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Post by sleepysunday on Sept 19, 2006 9:43:07 GMT
Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste!
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Post by sleepysunday on Sept 19, 2006 9:43:49 GMT
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A. About two - if they're thinly sliced.
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Post by sleepysunday on Sept 19, 2006 9:45:57 GMT
If a man speaks in a forest, and there isn't a woman around to hear him...
is he still wrong?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2006 11:46:02 GMT
Q. Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?
A. A computer doesn't complain about a 3" floppy!!
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Post by 4pygmies on Sept 19, 2006 13:24:24 GMT
Ah but that's only because they don't know how to mend a 3" floppy on a computer......a 3" floppy on a man, on the other hand..........
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Post by Cheerypeabrain on Sept 19, 2006 14:29:28 GMT
AAURGH SS...made I larf like a drain you did....
what do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?
a currant
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2006 16:57:45 GMT
What do you call a blind dinosaur?, < < < < < < Douyouthinkhesaurus? What do you call a dinosaur that's eaten a huge vindaloo the night before ? A mega sore arse FA xx |
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Post by Susie Snowdrop on Sept 19, 2006 17:28:47 GMT
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