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Post by Cheerypeabrain on Sept 16, 2006 20:07:11 GMT
what do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
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Post by Cheerypeabrain on Sept 16, 2006 20:08:02 GMT
what do you call a Japanese woman with a kenwood mixer on her head?
Blenda
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2006 11:45:58 GMT
What do you call a man with a sea gull on his head?
Cliff ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2006 11:46:54 GMT
What do you call a man with a plank on his head?
Edward ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2006 11:47:36 GMT
What do you call a man with 3 plants on his head? Ooops  It should say, what do you call a man with 3 PLANKS on his head? Edward Woodward ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2006 11:48:12 GMT
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2006 11:48:49 GMT
What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas ;D
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Post by lottielady on Sept 17, 2006 13:39:41 GMT
What do you call a man with 3 plants on his head? Edward Woodward ;D Why has Edward Woodward got 4 D's in his name? Otherwise his name would be ... Ewar Woowar LL x |
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Post by lottielady on Sept 17, 2006 13:40:32 GMT
What do you call a Fish with no eye
Fsh
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Post by lottielady on Sept 17, 2006 13:42:02 GMT
What do you call a singer with a biscuit on his head?
Lional Richtea
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Post by 4pygmies on Sept 17, 2006 13:47:34 GMT
Ho ho ho...! The old ones are the best!
My favourite joke when young was "What's green and hairy and goes up and down? A gooseberry in a loft (I didn't say it was funny...)
When adolescent: What happened when Jesus went to Mount Olive? Popeye hit him!!
Now: Two parrots sitting on a perch and one parrot says to the other one "Can you smell fish?" !!!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2006 15:07:59 GMT
What do you call a man with no legs or arms in the sea?
Bob ;D
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Post by Susie Snowdrop on Sept 17, 2006 15:30:55 GMT
What do you can a man with two panes of glass either side of his head...?
Paddy O'Doors ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2006 16:00:50 GMT
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack ;D
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Post by sweetleaf on Sept 17, 2006 16:29:37 GMT
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Still no f*****g eye deer
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Post by sweetleaf on Sept 17, 2006 17:34:47 GMT
Sorry, maybe that one should have gone on the sub board ?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2006 20:01:08 GMT
What do you call a woman balancing a pint of beer on her head whilst juggling ?
Beatrix
What do you call a woman balancing a beer on her head, whilst juggling and playing snooker at the same time ?
Beatrix Potter
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Post by Dr Bill on Sept 17, 2006 20:34:42 GMT
This thread has got me convulsed. I'm really struggling to keep my laughter to myself so as not to worry Mrs Bill!
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Post by owainglyndwr on Sept 17, 2006 23:04:39 GMT
This thread has made me laugh. You're all Mad!!!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2006 16:58:05 GMT
What do you call an impotent aardvark ?
A vark !! ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2006 17:03:26 GMT
What do you call a man with no arms & no legs swimming the english channel ?
Clever dick
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Post by lottielady on Sept 18, 2006 17:23:07 GMT
What do you call a spy in bed?
An undercover agent
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2006 17:31:30 GMT
What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Post by lottielady on Sept 18, 2006 17:36:43 GMT
I like that one Dee!
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Post by Cheerypeabrain on Sept 18, 2006 19:03:44 GMT
OK...After many years of being a Nanny Mary Poppins decided that looking after other peoples' brats was no longer ringing her bell.
After due consideration she enroled into a reputable Alternative Medicine College and studied to become a practitioner of alternative therapies, excelling in many areas.
Having to plump for one specialism, Mary decided to concentrate on Oral health problems and their treatment. She graduated top of her class and became a Qualified Practitioner
Now, rather than stick around in England where her previous charges tended to pop up all over the place demanding trips to pavement art fayres and teaparties on the ceiling...Mary decided to emigrate to the Land of the Free...somewhere warm and relaxed where her skills would be appreciated.
So with due process Mary Poppins moved to California. U.S.A. where she set up her Therapy Clinic. Above the door was a sign...can you guess what it said?
MARY POPPINS
Super Californian Holistic Expert (Halitosis)
sorry.... ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2006 19:47:44 GMT
Very funny CPB ;D
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Post by Cheerypeabrain on Sept 18, 2006 19:59:41 GMT
thank you for your appreciation.....took flipping ages to remember! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2006 20:09:37 GMT
What do you call a man with a pair of rabbits up his bum ?
Warren
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2006 20:11:32 GMT
What do you call a man wearing paper pants ?
Russell
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Post by jlottie on Sept 18, 2006 21:07:26 GMT
I started one ages ago about what kind of gardening everyone was into, went to "ping" it as I can't find it either  |
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It should say, what do you call a man with 3 PLANKS on his head?
