Mr sam

[netherfield]

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Sam," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."

And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's distinguishing member. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.

"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.

"Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Sam is dead!"

[Plocket]

PML!!!!!

You've dragged up a very unpleasant memory of my Biology Teacher uncovering a jar containing a pickled willy!

[netherfield]

That worries me a lot Plocket where on earth did he get it from

[Plocket]

PML! At the time I didn't wonder that!!! He was a temporary teacher who came in to give us a few sex-education lessons. Normally he was a Uni Lecturer in that sort of thing so I guess it was one of his visual aids!!! ;D

[netherfield]

Thanks Plocket. Last night before i went to bed i went into the kitchen and saw my daughters pasta jar,and i had an image in my of it being full of pickled willies on the counter of a fish and chip shop at the side of the pickled eggs.

[Plocket]

Eeeek what a horrible thought! Actually this was a particularly small and flacid example which I think put us of sex for quite some time!!!!!

[Rosefriend]

Blimey, - I reckon that every male member of this board is feeling a bit odd - pickled willies - dear God.

Reminds me of the joke .....

Man has an accident and loses his best part. The surgeon comes to see him and says that it is possible to attach a new "member" and gave him some photos of particularily good ones to choose from.

His wife comes in later to visit and he says that on account that she will be getting the benefit of it all she should choose. The cost would be roughly 5,000 Pounds for a small one, 10,000 Pounds for a medium one and about 15,000 Pounds for a rather splendid example.

After a great deal of thought - the man and the surgeon are getting a little nervous --- she decides

..... for a new kitchen ... for 15,000 Pounds...

[Plocket]

PML! I think I'd choose the kitchen too!!!

[netherfield]

small and flacid example

Come on now Plocket,would expect it to any other way after being pickled.

[Plocket]

PML! Not really, but I was quite young at the time - probably about 13 or 14!!!