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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2006 15:52:03 GMT
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don’t scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2006 20:33:25 GMT
Mmmm........ 12 viewings and not one reply LOL ;D
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Post by jlottie on Sept 18, 2006 21:05:34 GMT
I remember that one Rita - very good  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2006 21:21:20 GMT
Mmmm........ 12 viewings and not one reply LOL ;D Sorry Rita, I've been too busy to reply. Trying to work out what to do with this bloody elephant and giraffe. I can't get my beer out of the fridge. There's an elephant in the way. FA xx |
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Post by 4pygmies on Sept 18, 2006 21:26:20 GMT
But I can't swim! Now I'm surrounded by blood - thirsty ferocious animals and they're hungry as some wally shut an elephant in their fridge...help!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2006 21:45:28 GMT
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old. Ahhh! The lovely Anderson Consulting........and their epitaph that reads.... "They could do but no wrong......until they forged the accounts at the dodgy Enron."  |
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Post by jlottie on Sept 18, 2006 21:45:38 GMT
Sorry Rita its the elephant jokes
How do you know when you have passed an elephant?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2006 6:09:21 GMT
Mmmm........ 12 viewings and not one reply LOL ;D Sorry Rita, I've been too busy to reply. Trying to work out what to do with this bloody elephant and giraffe. I can't get my beer out of the fridge. There's an elephant in the way. FA xx Move it to a lower shelf then  |
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Post by netherfield on Sept 20, 2006 17:53:00 GMT
That's as bad as how do you get 4 elephants in a mini
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Post by netherfield on Sept 20, 2006 17:53:49 GMT
2 in the front and 2 in the back
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Post by Susie Snowdrop on Sept 20, 2006 20:25:10 GMT
Or........... How do you know an elephant's been in your fridge?  There's footprints in the butter Sorry folks! Very funny thread Rita, made me howl ;D Susie x |
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