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Post by Spruance on Sept 19, 2006 19:44:17 GMT
1) My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is. 2) The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again. 3) I joined a health club last year, spent about £400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. 4) I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. 5) I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body. 6) I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. 7) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. 8) The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. 9) If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. 10) I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by owainglyndwr on Sept 19, 2006 19:50:55 GMT
lmao @ No. 1 ;D
and pmsl @ No. 5
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Post by Rosefriend on Sept 19, 2006 19:54:09 GMT
PML Spruance - got anymore like that??
Rosefriend
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Post by Spruance on Sept 19, 2006 19:54:33 GMT
The terrible thing is that I can identify with most of those. Even worse, I found these on an NHS related website.
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Post by Plocket on Sept 21, 2006 10:03:15 GMT
HAHAHA!!! Love 'em!
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Post by Rosefriend on Sept 21, 2006 10:50:19 GMT
A couple of weeks ago I decided that that to help get this weight off that I now have from not smoking I would join the local Fitness Club.
Well this is roughly how the first time went. I went with my neighbour.
Arrived, went in and was met by Mohammed - and after Hellos and why were we there ( why did he think we were there ), Mohammed asked where I came from ( about 10 minutes away) but I knew he was referring to my accent which will always remain. Turns out he had a fitness studio in Covent Gardens and is only here because he married a German woman ( know the feeling - man in my case though )
We went and got changed - and on the way to the changing rooms saw half of the neighbourhood ( oh please no ). Gritted my teeth - I will do this - honest.
Came out to be met by M and was told to get onto a bike and we would start there - ( hah, ride a bike every day, this will be a doddle ). So what was my weight ( weight - not likely - not even my doctor knows that - reduce it quickly ), so I tell him - very roughly - he smiles - not stupid. So he programmes my bike and says that I have got 25 minutes to absolve.
After 15 minutes my thighs were aching, my bum was numb and my pulse was doing incrediible things, - and this was supposed to be fun!! After 20 minutes, I capitulated, - begged to be let off. Well we should try something else - ( oh help me someone)
I went through a lot of the equipment and then M told me to do 20 minutes easing off training on the "running machines" - no idea what they are really called.
Easing off - mad, I tell you the man is mad. He programmes my machine and off I go. After a while I start getting used to it and know that I am not going to fall off so I start having a look around. First sight is a blonde, perfect figure, legs up to her armpits - hate her on sight.
A couple of others people that I vaguely know - we nod and then I get company on the machine next to me - hunk - well that is what he thinks he is. Not tall but rugged and heavy and had muscles everywhere. Smiles , - perfect teeth - ugh - and sets off at a pace that makes me cringe. ( - I hope he doesn't start talking to me I haven't enough breath for myself )
I am sweating, wet through, fed up, hair plastered to my face and this guy is doing a marathon without even breathing a bit quicker. I am gasping.
Eventually M comes and says that I can stop. ( Great - how) How do I feel ( knackered - what the hell does he think ).
You have done great - you won't have any aches and pains tomorrow believe me (does he really think that I am stupid ) and we will see you in a couple of days - ( will have to think about that )
Do you know what - I didn't have any aches and pains at all - he was right.
Rosefriend
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Post by Susie Snowdrop on Sept 21, 2006 16:07:22 GMT
So, you're going back then
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Post by Rosefriend on Sept 21, 2006 16:25:56 GMT
I don't think that I have any choice although it took a lot of doing to go there in the first place.
Rosefriend
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Post by Susie Snowdrop on Sept 21, 2006 18:16:24 GMT
Good for you
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2006 17:47:15 GMT
Funny thing is, at the ripe old age of 50, I signed up for ice skating lessons, that was nearly a year ago now. Bonkers, or what ... ?
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Post by Susie Snowdrop on Sept 22, 2006 18:03:00 GMT
Yeah, completely bonkers Curry Actually, it is something I have always wanted to do .
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2006 19:02:29 GMT
Then be bold and go for it ! That is how I started. My daughter also skates - she has private tuition and supplements her skills with dance classes - ballet and modern incl tap ...
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Post by Susie Snowdrop on Sept 22, 2006 19:15:17 GMT
OOh err!! I'd love to but with present commitments I really don't think I could fit it in. Maybe after I've finished the course.............
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