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Post by Spruance on Sept 19, 2006 20:24:22 GMT
Another selection courtesy of the NHS...
Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight.
Artery.......................... The study of paintings.
Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section......... A neighbourhood in Rome.
Catscan........................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her.
Colic........................... A sheep dog.
Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
D&C............................Where Washington is.
Dilate...........................To live long.
Enema.........................Not a friend.
Fester..........................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula.......................... A small lie.
Genital........................ Non-Jewish person.
G.I. Series....................World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail.......................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent.......................Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain....................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.................A Doctor's cane.
Morbid......................... A higher offer.
Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.
Node........................... I knew it.
Outpatient....................A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
Pelvis..........................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative..............A letter carrier.
Recovery Room............Place to do upholstery.
Rectum........................Damn near killed him.
Secretion.................... Hiding something.
Seizure........................Roman emperor.
Tablet......................... A small table.
Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport.
Tumour.........................One plus one more.
Urine..........................Opposite of you're out.
Varicose.....................Near by/close by
;D ;D
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Post by Susie Snowdrop on Sept 20, 2006 21:14:12 GMT
;D
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Post by Plocket on Sept 21, 2006 10:06:53 GMT
PML! ;D
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