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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2006 19:03:12 GMT
Some of these actually do work.
The Gin & Tonic Diet (or substute your favourite tipple).
Instead of drinking 8 large glasses of water a day, drink 8 large G+Ts - you may not lose weight but you sure as heck won't worry about being overweight.
The Commercial TV Exercise Plan
In the evenings do nothing but watch commercial TV and every time the adverts come on do some excersise - sit ups (proper ones, not changing your sofa slouch position) or stomach crunchies - this apparently really does work to tone you up.
The Existantialist Diet
Bear with me on this one - a friend swears it works - but he is a bit mad.
Any food you eat in a county other than which you live contains no calories, and therefore will not make you fat. This is how he explained away the pasties and cream teas while on holiday in Cornwall from the Midlands while he was on the Weight Watchers Diet.
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Post by Auricula on Sept 24, 2006 15:51:09 GMT
Good ones - did you know that broken biscuits, crumbled cakes and other peopl's sweets contain NO calories ?  |
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