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Post by MamIDdau on Sept 28, 2006 8:08:46 GMT
After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one.
The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit an enormous banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, most of London and anywhere in Wales. (With apologies to anyone who took offence to that joke)
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Post by Plocket on Sept 28, 2006 8:18:56 GMT
PML!!! I must show that to my OH - a Scouser!!!!! ;D
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Post by netherfield on Sept 28, 2006 8:57:57 GMT
PML as well,  brilliant |
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Post by Dr Bill on Sept 28, 2006 9:42:20 GMT
That is priceless!!!!!!
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brilliant