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Post by Chuckles on Nov 14, 2006 14:38:46 GMT
What Do You Do All Day?
A man came home from work and found his three
children outside, still In their pyjamas, playing in
the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all
around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the
front door to the house and there was no sign of the
dog. Proceeding into the lounge, he found an even
bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the
throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a
cartoon channel, and the fa mily room was strewn with
toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast
food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was
open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken
glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand
was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over
toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.
He was worried she might be ill, or that something
serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it
made its way out the bathroom door.
As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy
soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of
toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been
smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife
still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a
novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his
day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What on earth
happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know every day
when you come home from work and you ask me what in
the world I do all day?"
"Yes," was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
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Post by piggingardener on Nov 14, 2006 14:43:01 GMT
Brilliant!  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2006 15:26:14 GMT
;D ;D ;D Love it!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2006 17:09:10 GMT
Good one  ;D |
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Post by Plocket on Nov 14, 2006 17:16:05 GMT
Absolutely wonderful! I must try it one day!!!!! ;D
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Post by sleepysunday on Nov 14, 2006 17:20:03 GMT
Be careful Big P, you'll only get upset if OH doesn't notice a differece ;D
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Post by Plocket on Nov 14, 2006 18:47:39 GMT
Oi!!! He'll bally well notice if he hasn't got clean pants, shirts and trousers to wear in the morning!!! Or if I haven't provided our daughter with meals, or collected her from school for that matter - mind you I would have to get out of bed to take her to school.... and half the time he'd notice if his dinner wasn't being prepared! Or the shopping wasn't done... Humph!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2006 20:21:07 GMT
Hi -Ii don't often get to this part of the board but that brings back some memories !!!! I really like that - thanks - PA
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