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Post by Plocket on Oct 20, 2006 16:25:52 GMT
Margi sent me this and I thought I should share it with you  New Medical TreatmentDo you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about White Wine. White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine. White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when
you are not.
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The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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Post by Chuckles on Oct 20, 2006 22:48:05 GMT
Love it, can definately relate to these two WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. Picture this, Taxi 3am in the morning outside my house, my friend decided to shout at the top of her voice "I really do love you" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. Same friend thought she could sing and also thought she could perform on one of those dance poles they have in the disco bars. Wished I'd been sober enough to have taken a picture. ;D ;D Bless, we don't get out very often |
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Post by Plocket on Oct 21, 2006 9:00:34 GMT
Yep I've done the "I love you" thing with my best friend. We do love each other but never say it - I guess it's good getting tanked up every now and then!!! |
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Post by beanie on Oct 21, 2006 15:10:43 GMT
i can recomend your new treatment Plocket i've had dozens of repeat prescriptions  |
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Post by Plocket on Oct 21, 2006 15:49:14 GMT
Funnily enough I need treatment virtually every night!!!!! |
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