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Post by Chuckles on Oct 23, 2006 2:07:02 GMT
Freezer Bags – Male
They hold everything in but you can see right through them
Copiers – Female
Because once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons
Tyres – Male
They go bald and are often over inflated
Hot air balloon – Male
To get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under them, and of course there’s the hot air part
Sponges – Female
Because they’re soft, squeezable and retain water
Underground – Male
Male because it uses the same old lines to pick people up
Hourglass – Female
Female because over time the weight shifts to the bottom
Hammer – Male
It hasn’t changed much over the last 5,000 years but it’s handy to have around
Remote Control – Female
You thought it would be male !!!!. But consider this – it gives man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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