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Post by Plocket on Nov 9, 2006 12:50:05 GMT
Two old ladies are sitting on the front porch.
They are each smoking a cigarette.
It starts to rain.
One old lady takes a condom from her purse, cuts the end off, puts it around her cigarette and continues to smoke.
The other lady, looking confused asks “What is that?”
She replies “It’s a condom- you can buy them at any drugstore.”
So the next day the old lady goes to the drugstore and asks the
clerk “sonny- can I get a box of condoms please.”
The clerk replies: “Are you looking for a specific brand?”
The old lady replies: “No, so long as it fits a Camel.”
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Post by Chuckles on Nov 9, 2006 12:56:25 GMT
Nice one P, just read it out to my OH and 19yr old nephew who have just popped home for lunch, they are lauging there heads off ;D
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Post by Plocket on Nov 9, 2006 13:20:24 GMT
Hehehehe!  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2006 16:05:18 GMT
;D good one plocket ;D
Two old lady spinsters were putting up their Christmas decorations. One noticed that the other had hung up a packet of sage and onion mix, so she asked "why have you hung up a packet of paxo?", she replied "well you know how you get kissed under mistletoe .............................." ;D
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Post by Plocket on Nov 10, 2006 17:44:22 GMT
RITA!!!!!
(PML!!!)
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