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Post by Susie Snowdrop on Nov 15, 2006 21:01:21 GMT
A bicycle can't stand along......it's two tyred.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow.............fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy, it's your vote that counts.......in feudalism,it's your count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road.........poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulting in Linoleum Blownapart.
You are stuck with your debt of you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia.........the LAN downunder.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted..............'taint yours and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
he had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison............a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture...........a jab well done.
Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
Note....No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
;D ;D ;D
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Post by sleepysunday on Nov 15, 2006 22:59:15 GMT
I read this today:
If voting made a difference it would be made illegal.
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Post by Plocket on Nov 16, 2006 8:21:23 GMT
What a great start to the day Susie - thank you!!!
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