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Post by 4pygmies on Nov 23, 2006 7:19:54 GMT
1 Breasts are a fact of life - so are testicles. How many women need to look at them whenever they walk past?
2 The toilet seat is a simple mechanism. So is a toilet brush. Men don't seem to have mastered that either.
3 Saturday = sports. Mmm.. and all Sunday and several evenings a week. What fun it is.....
4 Shopping is not a sport. Actually that's right. Well done!
5 Crying is a stress mechanism but less objectionable than farting.
6 Ask for what you want. A man probably won't be listening but it's worth a try.
7 The cause of the headache is probably snoring mightily in bed besides us - think on
8 Fat is a feminist issue.(I don't know what it means either but it sounds good)
9 DON'T get up in commercial breaks, ladies, as you'll be expected to bring a beer/make a coffee/open the biscuit tin.
10 Only people with willies can navigate. We all know it's true but if they SLOWED DOWN we might have a chance!
11 Most men can't see colours - only breasts
12 If it itches - spray it AT ONCE!
13 Before going out ladies do a thousands domestic tasks before getting ready while men sit in the car glowering...
14 Men usually are thinking about sex, sport and cars and are not interested in anything you say anyway
15 Women love clothes - they have to cover their breasts with something....
16 High heeled shoes are a bad idea as they mean your breasts are more at a man's eye level
17 Round is a shape. So is PEAR. Breasts are round and pear shaped. Oh dear.......
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Post by Plocket on Nov 23, 2006 8:26:10 GMT
PML! Exellent 4P - did you come up with them yourself? ;D
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Post by Chuckles on Nov 23, 2006 8:43:54 GMT
4p you are brilliant......  what a re match...... fabulous I will be e.mailing that around  |
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Post by sleepysunday on Nov 23, 2006 9:06:55 GMT
Hmmmm... not convinced I'm afraid.
And definitely don't agree with No. 15!
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Post by sleepysunday on Nov 23, 2006 9:20:30 GMT
Actually, on reflection I can see some merit in No. 15 on occasion.
Maybe it's something that we could discuss in more detail via this messageboard. Perhaps a thread of it's own?
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Post by Jonah on Nov 23, 2006 10:38:39 GMT
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Post by sleepysunday on Nov 23, 2006 10:44:33 GMT
Can we get back to the subject of breasts please that 4P raised in her posting. Blimey, you lot are so easily sidetracked!
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Post by sweetleaf on Nov 23, 2006 10:48:24 GMT
Well done 4P ! I had a go at that last night but must admit, I got bored /tired and gave it up! You did a much better job of it than I would have though.  |
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Post by Jonah on Nov 23, 2006 11:29:32 GMT
Alright then sleepy, just for you...   Ooh look, it's that smiley again....! |
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Post by sleepysunday on Nov 23, 2006 11:54:36 GMT
Not for me Jonah, it's for 4Pygmies. She raised the subject, and I just thought that she would appreciate you ladies discussing it in more detail.
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Post by 4pygmies on Nov 23, 2006 16:48:08 GMT
Thank you, thank you! Not bad for that early in the morning was it? I did have to censor myself severely as I did write a few rude/filthy/downright vile things (well, smallest daughter woke me up 5 times in the night...). But I do try and remember I'm supposed to be a lady. Don't want these poor men to think I'm getting at them REALLY!
Sleepy, I'm always up for a discussion on female anatomy - would you like to discuss stretchmarks, sore nipples, incontinence in the older woman, the effects of gravity on previously pert parts, hairy armpits - are they erotic in women?, the unexplored male fantasies concerning batwings and love chunks, or is a bald women necessarily bald everywhere as bald men always seem to have very hairy chests?
It's up to you.......
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Post by Susie Snowdrop on Nov 23, 2006 18:34:58 GMT
Can we get back to the subject of breasts please that 4P raised in her posting. Blimey, you lot are so easily sidetracked!  |
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Post by Cheerypeabrain on Nov 23, 2006 18:40:04 GMT
ooh 4P...
excellent ;D
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Post by Plocket on Nov 23, 2006 18:48:26 GMT
Sleepy, I'm always up for a discussion on female anatomy - would you like to discuss stretchmarks, sore nipples, incontinence in the older woman, the effects of gravity on previously pert parts, hairy armpits - are they erotic in women?, the unexplored male fantasies concerning batwings and love chunks, or is a bald women necessarily bald everywhere as bald men always seem to have very hairy chests? It's up to you....... You forgot about periods and the associated pains, PMT, waxing - was it a treatment thought up by men? Various TYPES of waxing - WHY?  ?? And I'm sure there's lots more!!!!! ;D |
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Post by sleepysunday on Nov 23, 2006 18:51:40 GMT
periods - a holy curse for leading men astray
PMT - you mean 'mad cow disease'?
waxing - was it a treatment thought up by men? Probably ;D
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Post by 4pygmies on Nov 23, 2006 19:35:15 GMT
I'd wax lyrical about Brazilians but I'd be talking about their nuts............never waxed in my life.
Periods - Mrs Blobby as CPB and I prefer to call them
PMT - HA! Wait till the dreaded menopause starts.........
Right, I've got a poorly 6yr old in the bath...gotta disappear for a while.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2006 21:48:54 GMT
PMT - you mean 'mad cow disease'? I thought it was more like "silly cow disease" FA x |
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Post by Susie Snowdrop on Nov 23, 2006 21:53:31 GMT
PMT - you mean 'mad cow disease'? I thought it was more like "silly cow disease" FA x ....duck................  S x |
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Post by Plocket on Nov 24, 2006 9:33:50 GMT
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