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Post by netherfield on Dec 3, 2006 7:22:07 GMT
Two old ladies are outside their nursing homes, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
MAUDE: What in the heck is that?
MABEL: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
MAUDE: Where did you get it?
MABEL: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
Doesn't matter, Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.?
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Post by sweetleaf on Dec 3, 2006 16:36:41 GMT
 Keep em coming Netherfield!
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